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Post by Stamp-dc on Mon May 03, 2010 3:05 am

but one is found in someone else's house eating their food.
so they call da police and.... aa i forgot the rest.
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Post by Nihil on Fri May 14, 2010 12:48 am

And Freaky Jawa disguises himself as one of the police and goes over and puts the girl under arrest, but actually takes her "out back"
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Post by Thing on Fri May 14, 2010 2:16 am

The girl turns out to be a Succubus and totally burns Freaky Jawa's pen0r

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Post by Nihil on Fri May 14, 2010 2:33 am

Freaky Jawa grows three more pen0r that are fire proof and totally rapes a little girl. But then that little girl beats him up and eats him and then...
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Post by Disturbed on Fri May 14, 2010 5:10 am

his extra pen0rs get chopped off by the little boy he tried to rape and they both get AIDS and die

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Post by Sqrl on Fri May 14, 2010 5:17 pm

Dist, its a little girl not a boy and to be continued:

But, through a Satanic Ritual, Freaky jawa comes back to life as a zombie and sets out on a new quest: Find Brains Very Happy

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Post by Thing on Fri May 14, 2010 10:10 pm

He goes to the nearest supermarket and buys bran, thinking it's brains and eats it, then...

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Post by Sin on Wed May 19, 2010 10:19 pm

then he realizes that bran is no the brains so he decides to visit some graves....
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Post by Nihil on Wed May 19, 2010 11:10 pm

finds a grave marked "Frakenstein" and realizes the secret to life once he takes the brain, using his inherent freaky jawa knowledge and his new knowledge of life, he makes a super army of dead body parts and takes over the world
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Post by soran on Wed Jul 07, 2010 3:39 am

YOU KNOW THAT PONY'S CAN FLY HIGH IN SKY WHERE THEY BUY THING AS SUCH THAT WE CANT AFFORD CUZ THE GOVERNMENT RESTRICTS WHAT WE CAN DO BECAUSE THE DEVIL PERMITS IT SO, SO WE GOTTA RISE TO THE FIGHT AND PUNCH THE DEVIL IN HIS DEVILISH BALLS AND TAKE OVER HELL AND LET THE HUMANS PREVAIL OVER HELL THEN WE'LL TAKE OVER THE fUCKING SOLAR SYSTEM AND WIN THE SUNS AND PLANETS AS OUR OWN. LET US RISE, LET US NOT FALL, LETS FIGHT!!!!

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Post by Thing on Wed Jul 07, 2010 7:51 pm

You wanna, oh you know, shut the fuck up?

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Post by soran on Thu Jul 08, 2010 9:08 pm

thing944 wrote:You wanna, oh you know, shut the fuck up?

no im good, but your the one who kept screaming my name in the tffa server, it freaked me out bro

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Post by Necal on Fri Nov 12, 2010 12:50 am

/me licks Thing
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Post by Thing on Fri Nov 12, 2010 2:03 am

Freaky Jawa beats the shit out of Necal for licking Thing.

Thing: Sorry, he does that sometimes.

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Post by BgFighter/Ghost on Fri Nov 12, 2010 7:21 pm

Freaky jawa is freakiest jawa and is a sexist.
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Post by BaStUn on Fri Nov 12, 2010 8:02 pm

/freaky jawa dies
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Post by Nightmare on Sat Nov 13, 2010 10:53 pm

Freaky jawa comes back to life, kill obama and becoems pres of the Us, then.....
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Post by Thing on Sun Nov 14, 2010 3:18 am

Then Freaky Jawa revives Obama, pays off the bajillion dollar debt, then stabs a derp in the eye with a...

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Post by Nightmare on Sun Nov 14, 2010 5:34 am

Dildo, then finds George W. Bush and....
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Post by Thing on Sun Nov 14, 2010 7:58 pm

Gives him smart pills which enlarge his...

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Post by Nightmare on Mon Nov 15, 2010 10:23 pm

Hands, which he then uses to grasp his....
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Post by Thing on Tue Nov 16, 2010 12:48 am

Hat, which is falling over the...

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Post by Aureus on Tue Nov 16, 2010 2:12 am

banister located at...

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Post by Nihil on Tue Nov 16, 2010 2:15 am

the local whore house where he...
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