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Post by Aureus on Tue Nov 16, 2010 2:16 am

slipped and fell on a huge...

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Post by Nihil on Tue Nov 16, 2010 2:19 am

Chicken which carried him to...
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Post by Aureus on Tue Nov 16, 2010 2:26 am

Iraq where he found a...

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Post by Nightmare on Tue Nov 16, 2010 3:48 am

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Post by Dray The Fingerless on Tue Nov 16, 2010 11:22 am

lock and delete this thread if you dont shut the fuck up.

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Post by Shinobi Kenshi on Tue Nov 16, 2010 1:19 pm

but that didn't happen, so...
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Post by Thing on Wed Nov 17, 2010 8:34 pm

Dray, you gonna crymoar liek a bitch?

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Post by tRibaL on Sat Jan 01, 2011 5:59 am

umm, this thread was epic, then somebody made a bitch accusation. . . ima rez this thing
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Post by Thing on Sat Jan 01, 2011 9:08 am

So then freaky jawa got his freak on with...

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Post by Sqrl on Sat Jan 01, 2011 3:06 pm

The sausage man. (aka Hero) behind a Wal-Mart on Coruscant, which resulted in freaky jawa going to...

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Post by tRibaL on Thu Jan 27, 2011 2:33 am

Crazy jawa wakes up from crazy-ass dream as his thread is necroed
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Post by Sqrl on Thu Jan 27, 2011 2:49 am

he then decides to go on a adventure to Canada.

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Post by Spidey on Thu Jan 27, 2011 3:21 am

where freaky jawa humps many mounties

(i read the whole thread... i think thats what im supposed to write... sorry if its not... kinda new at this game)

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Post by Thing on Sun Jan 30, 2011 8:47 am

Eh, freaky jawa does what freaky jawa wants.

So, after The vicious mountie humping, he decides to go ride bull moose.

Or is it mooses? Meese?

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Re: freaky jawa

Post by Aureus on Sun Jan 30, 2011 3:24 pm

Moosi

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Post by Spidey on Sun Jan 30, 2011 4:12 pm

moose... its like fish... same plural and singular

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Post by Sqrl on Sun Jan 30, 2011 5:00 pm

Freaky jawa rides the bull moose to Alaska to rape sarah palin....

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Post by Spidey on Sun Jan 30, 2011 5:54 pm

freaky jawa, after getting done with sarah, goes on to her uber sexy daughter bristol and ravages her like the beast in heat that he is

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Post by Aureus on Sun Jan 30, 2011 7:28 pm

a sick bastard o.o

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Post by Thing on Tue Feb 01, 2011 1:29 am

That really is just... Disturbing.

After Jawa has done the dirty deed, he tracks down the man who mad him do it, and knocks on his door. The door opens, and to his surprise, it is...

(sidenote: Goob, I know it was moose, but meese or moosi is funnier.)

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Post by Spidey on Tue Feb 01, 2011 2:19 am

this guy



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Post by Aureus on Tue Feb 01, 2011 2:23 am

who ends up excreting...

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Post by Thing on Tue Feb 01, 2011 4:14 am

Bile into freaky jawa's eyes, and robing him of his kidney to sell on the black market. freaky jawa then regrows his kidney and sells the other one for a good price to hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiire...

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Post by Spidey on Tue Feb 01, 2011 5:03 am

rabid mutated tauntauns. His plan was to use them to......

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Post by Sqrl on Tue Feb 01, 2011 12:15 pm

Rape everyone in Alaska and take over the galaxy, one system at a time. (Oh and he wears a eye patch over his eye.) He then decides to attack the planet.....

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