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Post by Stamp-dc on Tue Feb 09, 2010 9:10 pm

my freeky jawa story is still going on o.o.... this is maddness!
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Post by Aragorn on Tue Feb 09, 2010 9:13 pm


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Re: freaky jawa

Post by Jacen on Tue Feb 09, 2010 10:18 pm

freaky jawa then appeared on top of some jedi and started humping them.

he then stole their lightsabers and children and trained them as more mini jawas.

mini JEDI jawas
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Post by Nihil on Wed Feb 10, 2010 12:12 am

after this, freaky jawa went back to his work on his dimension disruptor, but accidentally left one of his mini jedi jawas in it, so when he turned it on and hopped in, the mini jedi jawa fried, causing the whole thing to stop working, and leaving half of his body in one dimension, and the other in the star wars dimension.



P.S, rep ara, i love that picture, still remember when u used it last.
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Re: freaky jawa

Post by bzyk on Wed Feb 10, 2010 12:43 pm

and now fricky jawa (me) will kick ur fucking asses
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Re: freaky jawa

Post by BgFighter/Ghost on Fri Feb 12, 2010 6:33 pm

Freaky jawa's name is BZYYYY.
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Re: freaky jawa

Post by Nihil on Sun Mar 07, 2010 3:26 pm

Freaky Jawa changed his name back to Freaky Jawa and wandered around the starwars tatooine looking for the parts for another dimensional machine to reunite his body parts again.

in the other dimension, he terrorized little children with his half body
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Post by BgFighter/Ghost on Sun Mar 07, 2010 3:40 pm

And then he became hooker ,won 10000 bucks and bought new parts. Then he built new machine which he used to kill himself.
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Post by Nihil on Sun Mar 07, 2010 3:42 pm

Freaky Jawa was then reborn in the mouth of a rancor which had just eaten one of his baby jawas.

He leapt out of the mouth and used his freaky jawa eyes to kill the rancor, that is, his freaky jawa eyeball LAZORS!
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Post by BgFighter/Ghost on Sun Mar 07, 2010 3:51 pm

But the batteries of teh eyez die suddenly and Jawa cried. Then he remembers how freaky he is and he creates some strippers...
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Re: freaky jawa

Post by Thing on Sun Mar 07, 2010 11:35 pm

The strippers then dance and give him batteries for his eyes, then we flies with his eye lazors.

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Post by Nihil on Mon Mar 08, 2010 12:58 am

Flying with his eye lazors, freaky jawa wreaks havoc upon the people of tatooine flying from above with his eye beams of death.

When freaky jawa has burnt down all of the houses on Tatooine, he flies off to hoth to hump a wampa.
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Re: freaky jawa

Post by BgFighter/Ghost on Tue Mar 09, 2010 5:10 pm

But the wampa humped him...
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Re: freaky jawa

Post by Ptolemy on Tue Mar 09, 2010 7:40 pm

and there was a bright flash of light!

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Re: freaky jawa

Post by Nihil on Tue Mar 09, 2010 7:50 pm

And a baby was born!
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Post by BgFighter/Ghost on Tue Mar 09, 2010 7:52 pm

And guess what - It was Nihil!
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Re: freaky jawa

Post by Nihil on Tue Mar 09, 2010 7:54 pm

Nihil then went on to save the world, get the girl, a lot of girls, and save all of humanity from everything. And he got a giant mansion, and died happily of old age^^


Freaky jawa meanwhile went into deep space in search of giant ant colonies.

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Post by BgFighter/Ghost on Tue Mar 09, 2010 8:02 pm

Then he suddenly finds Mustafar. Since he is freaky he has Crysis's costume and jumps into lava ,thinking its a pool.
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Re: freaky jawa

Post by Thing on Tue Mar 09, 2010 11:07 pm

The Crysis suit is actually just a cheap cardboard cut out he got at a 99 cent store, so he burns, but...

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Re: freaky jawa

Post by BgFighter/Ghost on Wed Mar 10, 2010 11:06 am

U forgot he is freaky - he is ready for everything in anytime. 2 days ago he stealed Bobba Fett's jetpack (noob) and evades lava. Then he rapes some mustafarians and ...
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Re: freaky jawa

Post by Stamp-dc on Sun Apr 25, 2010 4:42 am

my stupid story is still going on >.<

















>.<


any way after he stole bobas pack,boba came back with his revange in a epic battle. with blasters...and aaa missiles...and aaaaaaa bombs!

while their fighting freaky jawa spawns him self the end?
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Re: freaky jawa

Post by Thing on Sun May 02, 2010 5:28 am

THE END!!!


Or is it?

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Re: freaky jawa

Post by BgFighter/Ghost on Sun May 02, 2010 6:59 am

* Freaky jawa disagrees
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Post by Disturbed on Sun May 02, 2010 8:29 am

then he dies of drug overdoes when all the worlds parents complain abt him stealing their little girls.....

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Post by BgFighter/Ghost on Sun May 02, 2010 8:36 am

But the little girls are never found Very Happy
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