freaky jawa

keep on the randomness here.

Where did it leave off anyhow

does it matter?

freaky jawa is now in hoth....humping tauntauns.

freaky jawa is now in hoth....humping tauntauns.....which belong to a group of humping sandpeople[those pervs]

so freaky jawa is making part of a chain humping society, where everyone humps everyone. freaky jawa humps tauntauns, wich hump sandpeople, all humping luke, who humps c 3 po, and this goes on untill the end of the line, where leia is being humped by Han.

bu then, someone comes to hump freaky jawa, but we all know he doesnt play that way, so he bites his humper's face( wich looked a lot like dawn) and proceeds to shove his head up a tauntauns ass(like in Hancock). freaky jawa goes on vacation to Mustafar.

The Freaky Jawa then decided to take over the universe with his army of humping tauntauns and fellow Jawas O_o they visted a Merchant who greeted them with a

"Hello Strangers! Many good thing on sale strangers" (xD)

The Jawas armed with Rocket launchers then took over half of Naboo and forced Jar Jar to hump Boss Nass o_O

-.-

the freaky jawa then got up from his throne on naboo to go to coresont were he ordered all the jawa's to hump lady jedi. = freaky jawa babies!?

freaky jawa goes to a psycologist, becuz turns out he is sterile and cant produce mini freaky jawas, but then the psycologist laughs at him, and freaky jawa pisses on his face.

The psycologist gives the Freaky Jawa a bitchslap , and he lands on a humping tauntaun that was taking a dump on a pink flower which a humping sandman loved more than his life.

Freaky Jawa builds a time device which sends him back into the past so he can hump himself humping a tauntaun XD

freaky jawa finds out when he goes back in time, taht he was the guy who was trying to hump him, and gets bitchslapped by himself. this is such a paradox, that freaky jawa breaks the galaxy. now whos gonna pay for te repairs uh? uh?

Freaky jawa breaks teh universe and lands on a wampa, on tatooine. WHOA!! and eats the wampa, which then turns into miniature jawas in an...awkward birth passage

The miniature jawa's make the Freaky Jawa they're leader and they head on to conquer the universe

Freaky Jawa conquers the universe and eats so many wampas that eventually the universe explodes from all the miniature jawa feces. Later, in a different Universe, since the old one went BOOM, freaky jawa was the size of an ant on what seemed to be coruscant.

freaky jawa then got in a lady jedi's ass and began spraying- oh god no! a baby jawa was born 3 seconds later and freaky jawa went to his normal size were he dressed the lady jedi like a awa and humped till he was dry he then went to rhenvar to hump at-at's

Freaky Jawa then came to eat Kotor because his post made no sense, then he humped the repair man.

Freaky Jawa then took a lead pipe, beat the life out of Nihil, and was beginning to be called the Bear Jawa (Inglorious Basterds referance(yes, its spelled basterds, not bastards.))

Afterwards, Freaky Jawa went to school and became a psychologist, where he met Thing and decided to talk about his irrational anger towards people whose name starts with an "n".


XD



and then freaky jawa humped his computer.

Freaky Jawa is now on the Earth. In Florida - trying to launch a shuttle with monkeys in it ,jawas hate monkeys!

Freaky Jawa succeeds in launching primates to saturn, where they turned into super monkeys ready to invaded Mars.




Jawas hate WOOKIES NOT MONKEYS!

freaky jawa then got out his magical lead pipe and beat the snot outta nihl cause his post made o/10 sense

Freaky Jawa then takes his lead pipe and travels to mars on horseback waiting for the monkeys, passing the time by smoking with his lead pipe.

(ooo nice touch )

Freaky jawa is now obsessed with marajuana and decides to give his eldest son a whiff. seconds later he and his son try to get back into the sw universe after george lucas kicked the crap outta him and threw him out of sw universe

Freaky Jawa then has a large saber duel with george lucas. Freaky Jawa then loses his arm and finds out that he had a brother named Crazy Jawa.
He then decides to find his long lost brother........

Fuck you, freaky jaws doesn have lightsaber battles!!






But I guess I'll have to go along with it...


Freaky jawa then takes his eldest son's arm and puts it as his own, and to congratulate his son, gives him all his marijuana, because freaky jaw decided to quit. Then, with his crazy, high ass, son, ge to building a dimension disruptor, to return to the star wars universe.