TSA, they want your body..

Scarier, if I can think of that in 10 seconds, imagine what a think tank of terrorists can come up with in years. 911 anyone? Although gruesome it was a brilliant plan.

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we should look at the way the Irsralies handle security. They have one of the best records and they do not have the procedures we do...

Thats right we cannot emulate what the jews do for security, that would be bad.

Fat guy, wooden gun, set inside balistics gel, mold to a particularly fatty area, glue on, cover with make-up and thin layer of faberic, opt-out, get on plane, go to bathroom, get out gun, come out, shoot hostesses, blow lock off door, shoot pilots, jam door shut manually, crash plane.

Aardvark wrote:Fat guy, wooden gun, set inside balistics gel, mold to a particularly fatty area, glue on, cover with make-up and thin layer of faberic, opt-out, get on plane, go to bathroom, get out gun, come out, shoot hostesses, blow lock off door, shoot pilots, jam door shut manually, crash plane.

this seems.. well thought out...

@Cog I was already blacklisted in all likelihood. You fart in the general direction of these guys and you're blacklisted. Then you just walk on the plane because it's been proven that they don't actually CHECK the no-fly list.

@Sqrl Well thought out? I thought that up at a party when someone posted a comedy video about the TSA(I think it was RT) took me all of the 2 minutes it took the video to play. But too complex? How about a faked medical record stating you need an oxygen tank at all times then hiding a basic field survival kit inside the gauze standard in all first aid kits. Spark the flint while the tank is on full blast and instant IED.

and only one problem, wooden guns either A. don't fire, or B. have some metal part because we haven't made a fully working wooden gun yet. So you'd be caught by the metal detector.

Your gel would have to be something I haven't seen before.

There are guns made without metal nihil. There is such thing as plastic, silicone, carbon fiber.

Carbon fiber is particularly useful for bypassing metal detectors. And balistics gel has the same consistency as human flesh, add some soft fabric, make-up and the simple fact that 99% of people can't stand touching fat longer then they have to and you have a fairly easy way to bypass security. But I can come up with another half-dozen ways to bypass security if you want.

Here's my number one way.

1. wear dicktowel under your pants.

2. Walk through TSA scanner

3.????

4. Profit

better yet, go naked into airport, say you are ready for TSA scan.

Dray The Fingerless wrote:There are guns made without metal nihil. There is such thing as plastic, silicone, carbon fiber.

We were talking about wooden guns weren't we?

Besides, most bullets contain metal.

Dray The Fingerless wrote:better yet, go naked into airport, say you are ready for TSA scan.

Thats actually not a bad idea for a protest. should organize 2000 or so people and storm an airport nude.

I'm sure the TSA wouldn't mind.

They'd just get their gloves ready.

Who says it's to scare the TSA, you don't gross out the security, you gross out the customers.

It was a joke.


And you killed it.

I wasn't joking. A nude march should be organized. The worst you can be pinned for is public indecency.

Yes, get all the fat and elderly you can find and have them march on every airport in the country. Those buildings will be vacated in record time.

I think all the men should pop a few viagra too before going.

http://boardingarea.com/blogs/flyingwithfish/2010/11/18/tsa-enhanced-pat-downs-the-screeners-point-of-view/

That is all.

TSA agents, as much as they complain and feel sick, are not obligated to do sth they find immoral and disgusting. they are not slaves, and are free to complain to their bosses and quit their jobs. Althou quitting a job is infact, not a viable solution for a person these days. Still, it is their choice to remain working, so they cant really complain about what people say. People are frustrated, and they take it out where they can. Senators and leaders dont listen. TSA bosses are not available. Your leadership and capitalism ways have made sure that the top dogs never hear or bother for sth on the lower floors, unless there is a massive complaint and city wide riots.

Also to remind you that flying is not a right, but a privilege, and when you buy a ticket you are conforming to their procedures.