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Post by Thing Sat Jan 09, 2010 3:04 am

Holy shit...
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Post by Daft Punk Sat Jan 09, 2010 9:58 am

Dray The Fingerless wrote:phisically...we humans are the low level of Nature.

Thats why we have guns
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Post by Disturbed Sat Jan 09, 2010 10:11 am

a velociraptror wouldn't have balls, its not a mammal
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Post by Sqrl Sat Jan 09, 2010 3:15 pm

Dray The Fingerless wrote:
§qrl2k wrote:Actually this is inaccurate the fact is velociraptors hunted in packs not individuals. so one wouldnt really be a problem due to outsmarting it.

What am i the only one who actually WATCHED Jurassic Park?

if u were to face a real life velociraptor, you would die, simply becuz its size already influenced your idea. they relied on a hack and slash tactic, and they hunted in small packs. they would jump on HARD SKINNED bufallo ish dinosaurs and hurt them so muh they died. not to mention the SHEER velocity they could have. they earn the name velociraptor, its like the ninja of dinossaurs. those claws would be on ur neck in less then a minute. and btw, i rethought that punch in the mouth thing...not gonna work. velociraptors jump feet first, so they can dig their claws in u. so a pnch to the balls is actually more effective. chimpanzes are half the height of a human, but they can kill you instantly, becuz they are far stronger and agile. makes you think uh?

phisically...we humans are the low level of Nature.


uh i cant tell if your argueing with me or agreeing with me. Very Happy
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Post by Dray The Fingerless Sat Jan 09, 2010 3:17 pm

i was disagreeing with the one not being a problem. even only ONE velociraptor would be enough to kill a juicy soft skined mammal like you. ur guts would be laying on the floor in no time.
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Post by Sqrl Sat Jan 09, 2010 3:36 pm

anyway why would you tie yourself to a velociraptor in the first place?
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Post by Shinobi Kenshi Sat Jan 09, 2010 4:02 pm

Flip the question: How long would a Velociraptor survive with Me.
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Post by Sqrl Sat Jan 09, 2010 4:08 pm

longer than you'd survive with it... Laughing
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Post by Dray The Fingerless Sat Jan 09, 2010 4:33 pm

pwned
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Post by Thing Sat Jan 09, 2010 4:43 pm

You guys are taking this way to seriously...
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Post by Sqrl Sat Jan 09, 2010 5:31 pm

nah we just be having fun is all....... i mean velociraptors have been extinct for millions of years. and even if they were still alive no one would tie themselves to one. (except for dray) Very Happy
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Post by Dray The Fingerless Sat Jan 09, 2010 5:44 pm

velociraptor meat is tasty. i have no repercussions against slaughtering a animal that attacks me. and eating it.
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Post by Sqrl Sat Jan 09, 2010 6:24 pm

*grabs piece of paper*

ok, note to self never invite dray hunting for anything ever, EVER. Very Happy



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Post by Dray The Fingerless Sat Jan 09, 2010 6:46 pm

who says ur not being hunted already?
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Post by Sqrl Sat Jan 09, 2010 7:04 pm

dude your freakin meh outs!


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Post by Nomad Sat Jan 09, 2010 7:47 pm

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And i gave truth answers. : i would panic when raptor got my arm im very tall (but its weird 6.4 is not very tall btw) i can jump more than foot. and i know some choking techniques.
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Post by Dray The Fingerless Sat Jan 09, 2010 7:50 pm

1.95 meters....thats tall, not very tall in my opinion. very tall is 2 meters and above.
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Post by claudio Sat Jan 09, 2010 11:26 pm

I'd choke myself with the chain to get a nice head high
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Post by Thing Sat Jan 09, 2010 11:38 pm

Oh course...


But did you even try the test?
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Post by claudio Sat Jan 09, 2010 11:44 pm

thing944 wrote:Oh course...


But did you even try the test?

No Basketball
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Post by Nihil Sat Jan 09, 2010 11:49 pm

LOL
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Post by The Zohan Sun Jan 10, 2010 3:11 am

How long could you survive chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor?

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Post by Dray The Fingerless Sun Jan 10, 2010 3:39 am

wow, zohan is a commando....like from the movie Commando... -.-
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Post by Aardvark Sun Jan 10, 2010 3:42 am

Yes apparently he's a black belt, professional wrestler, can jump over a foot straight up, is over 6'3, never panics, and a mini Chuck Norris.....
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Post by Disturbed Sun Jan 10, 2010 4:18 am

the longer u survive the worse it is for u anyways. Not to mention that being taller only gives the raptor a better shot at ripping out ir balls
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