Pirates vs. Ninjas
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Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Yo man, I got champ on my side now!!!
Fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu pirate lubbers!!!!!!
Fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu pirate lubbers!!!!!!
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Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
i reckon its a draw, on the Ups and Downs of Pirate/Ninja life.
Pirates Pro's
1. Allowed to be drunk as much as possible
2. No ties to a home
3. Freedom to kill
4. TREASURE!
5. Serious Fun
Pirates Con's
1. No women on ships (superstitious bastards )
2. 9 takes whip
3. Mutiny (depends on your side)
4. Weeks at sea
5. No baths
6. Hangovers
Ninja Pro's
1. Silent Assassin
2. Running on water
3. cool ass outfit
4. Traditional
Ninja Con's
1. Take "speak only when spoken to" too far
2. Not allowed to have more than one woman
3. Serves the Emporer
4. The training
5. Too self righteous
Pirates Pro's
1. Allowed to be drunk as much as possible
2. No ties to a home
3. Freedom to kill
4. TREASURE!
5. Serious Fun
Pirates Con's
1. No women on ships (superstitious bastards )
2. 9 takes whip
3. Mutiny (depends on your side)
4. Weeks at sea
5. No baths
6. Hangovers
Ninja Pro's
1. Silent Assassin
2. Running on water
3. cool ass outfit
4. Traditional
Ninja Con's
1. Take "speak only when spoken to" too far
2. Not allowed to have more than one woman
3. Serves the Emporer
4. The training
5. Too self righteous
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I already did.Sqrl2k wrote:Anteril wrote:
Ha and u thought only pirates had hot chicks ^^.
i'd hit dat.
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hope you feel dirty, caouse i tapped her when she was virgin
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ugh sloppy seconds =(
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Jazzmoses wrote:hope you feel dirty, caouse i tapped her when she was virgin
you say that like its a good thing.
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Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
pirates are survival experts and they have some good in them, just don't show it too often.
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Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Pirates were actually ex-navy men who were resigned and had nothing but the sea, on the other hand ninjas are fuck awesome and I'd like them to have my back any day...
PS: U tapped that ninja girl, but I tore that shit up... Jus sayin
PS: U tapped that ninja girl, but I tore that shit up... Jus sayin
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lol, that is wrong good sir, privateers are ex naval men and pirates are just something else that i dont want to explain
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Too bad I can't find that Robot Chicken sketch about Pirates of the Carribean, would be a mortal blow to the Pirate Wench theory
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lol, b ut seriously, pirates only had wenches on shore, and even vthen they would have been pissed on rum, so they probably didnt get much action
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Not to mention, what woman in their right mind is going to want to bang a guy that hasn't had a shower in MONTHS.
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Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
exactly, and ninja's have all their customs and traditions that stop them from having "earthly bonds" so neither get so much booty
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THAT, my friend is a stereotype. They can shower and all, what makes a pirate a pirate is the fact he loots other ships. And in the old days, british nobles never showered in months either because of cold weather. Unless ur talking arab ninjas, noone really showered a whole lot.
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@Aard going by ilmares arguement... one of his gf's XDDDDDIlmarë wrote:THAT, my friend is a stereotype. They can shower and all, what makes a pirate a pirate is the fact he loots other ships. And in the old days, british nobles never showered in months either because of cold weather. Unless ur talking arab ninjas, noone really showered a whole lot.
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Pirates were the ones most prone to any known disease given how long they were at sea and how little time they could ever spend ashore.
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Pirate 1 (bob): yargh, one eye franky be having the scurvy again
Pirate 2 (Gerald): arrr! that guy seems to get it alot!
Bob: YEargh! he aint eating his cabbage
Gerald: bah, filthy scally wag! dont he know he needs the vitamin C?
-Earlier that day-
Franky: YEEAAARGHH! BE SERVIN ME CABBAGE NAOW!
Cooky: BAH! YOU DONT NEED THE CALORIES
Pirate 2 (Gerald): arrr! that guy seems to get it alot!
Bob: YEargh! he aint eating his cabbage
Gerald: bah, filthy scally wag! dont he know he needs the vitamin C?
-Earlier that day-
Franky: YEEAAARGHH! BE SERVIN ME CABBAGE NAOW!
Cooky: BAH! YOU DONT NEED THE CALORIES
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perhaps, but they'd be less prone to plagues and such cuz they don't spend much time on land
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Ilmarë wrote:perhaps, but they'd be less prone to plagues and such cuz they don't spend much time on land
actually, ships were the reason of plague and other diseases. they brought them from foreign lands when they docked home.
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bloody pirates...
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Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
actually, explorers were the main reason for diseases. pirates were very secluded from society.
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bloody explorers...
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Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
actually more the rats or the fleas on the rats if you are talking about the plauge
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Ptolemy wrote:actually more the rats or the fleas on the rats if you are talking about the plauge
Wich came in ships.
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