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Post by Thing Mon Jan 25, 2010 5:34 am

Yo man, I got champ on my side now!!!



Fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu pirate lubbers!!!!!!
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Post by Jazzmoses Mon Jan 25, 2010 5:58 am

i reckon its a draw, on the Ups and Downs of Pirate/Ninja life.

Pirates Pro's

1. Allowed to be drunk as much as possible
2. No ties to a home
3. Freedom to kill Twisted Evil
4. TREASURE!
5. Serious Fun

Pirates Con's

1. No women on ships (superstitious bastards Razz)
2. 9 takes whip
3. Mutiny (depends on your side)
4. Weeks at sea
5. No baths
6. Hangovers

Ninja Pro's

1. Silent Assassin
2. Running on water
3. cool ass outfit
4. Traditional

Ninja Con's

1. Take "speak only when spoken to" too far
2. Not allowed to have more than one woman
3. Serves the Emporer
4. The training
5. Too self righteous
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Post by Tempo Mon Jan 25, 2010 6:08 am

Sqrl2k wrote:
Anteril wrote:Pirates vs. Ninjas - Page 3 FemaleNinjas

Ha and u thought only pirates had hot chicks ^^.


i'd hit dat.
I already did.
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Post by Jazzmoses Mon Jan 25, 2010 6:10 am

hope you feel dirty, caouse i tapped her when she was virgin
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Post by Tempo Mon Jan 25, 2010 6:11 am

ugh sloppy seconds =(
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Post by Dray The Fingerless Mon Jan 25, 2010 12:40 pm

Jazzmoses wrote:hope you feel dirty, caouse i tapped her when she was virgin


you say that like its a good thing.
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Post by ArcWolf Mon Jan 25, 2010 5:11 pm

pirates are survival experts and they have some good in them, just don't show it too often.
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Post by Nihil Mon Jan 25, 2010 11:22 pm

a pirates' life is about as long as the life of a dog on crack.
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Post by Aureus Tue Jan 26, 2010 3:54 am

Pirates were actually ex-navy men who were resigned and had nothing but the sea, on the other hand ninjas are fuck awesome and I'd like them to have my back any day...


PS: U tapped that ninja girl, but I tore that shit up... Jus sayin
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Post by Jazzmoses Tue Jan 26, 2010 4:59 am

lol, that is wrong good sir, privateers are ex naval men and pirates are just something else that i dont want to explain
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Post by Aardvark Tue Jan 26, 2010 5:33 am

Too bad I can't find that Robot Chicken sketch about Pirates of the Carribean, would be a mortal blow to the Pirate Wench theory Razz
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Post by Jazzmoses Tue Jan 26, 2010 5:57 am

lol, b ut seriously, pirates only had wenches on shore, and even vthen they would have been pissed on rum, so they probably didnt get much action
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Post by Aardvark Tue Jan 26, 2010 6:08 am

Not to mention, what woman in their right mind is going to want to bang a guy that hasn't had a shower in MONTHS.
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Post by Jazzmoses Tue Jan 26, 2010 6:14 am

exactly, and ninja's have all their customs and traditions that stop them from having "earthly bonds" so neither get so much booty
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Post by Disturbed Tue Jan 26, 2010 7:28 am

THAT, my friend is a stereotype. They can shower and all, what makes a pirate a pirate is the fact he loots other ships. And in the old days, british nobles never showered in months either because of cold weather. Unless ur talking arab ninjas, noone really showered a whole lot.
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Post by Aureus Fri Jan 29, 2010 3:37 am

Ilmarë wrote:THAT, my friend is a stereotype. They can shower and all, what makes a pirate a pirate is the fact he loots other ships. And in the old days, british nobles never showered in months either because of cold weather. Unless ur talking arab ninjas, noone really showered a whole lot.
@Aard going by ilmares arguement... one of his gf's XDDDDD
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Post by Aardvark Fri Jan 29, 2010 4:04 am

Pirates were the ones most prone to any known disease given how long they were at sea and how little time they could ever spend ashore.
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Post by Jazzmoses Fri Jan 29, 2010 12:15 pm

Pirate 1 (bob): yargh, one eye franky be having the scurvy again
Pirate 2 (Gerald): arrr! that guy seems to get it alot!
Bob: YEargh! he aint eating his cabbage
Gerald: bah, filthy scally wag! dont he know he needs the vitamin C?

-Earlier that day-
Franky: YEEAAARGHH! BE SERVIN ME CABBAGE NAOW!
Cooky: BAH! YOU DONT NEED THE CALORIES
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Post by Disturbed Fri Jan 29, 2010 4:39 pm

perhaps, but they'd be less prone to plagues and such cuz they don't spend much time on land
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Post by Dray The Fingerless Fri Jan 29, 2010 4:42 pm

Ilmarë wrote:perhaps, but they'd be less prone to plagues and such cuz they don't spend much time on land


actually, ships were the reason of plague and other diseases. they brought them from foreign lands when they docked home.
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Post by Aragorn Fri Jan 29, 2010 4:43 pm

bloody pirates...
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Post by Dray The Fingerless Fri Jan 29, 2010 4:48 pm

actually, explorers were the main reason for diseases. pirates were very secluded from society.
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Post by Aragorn Fri Jan 29, 2010 4:48 pm

bloody explorers...
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Post by Ptolemy Fri Jan 29, 2010 4:55 pm

actually more the rats or the fleas on the rats if you are talking about the plauge
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Post by Dray The Fingerless Fri Jan 29, 2010 5:01 pm

Ptolemy wrote:actually more the rats or the fleas on the rats if you are talking about the plauge


Wich came in ships.
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