Baboon test!

Find out how many you could take in a fight and post here!

http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/baboon_dildo

this test is easy to cheat on.

ye it is.its only on you if you tell truth or lie....

I told the truth though.


But seriously, it's for lulz.

You should also heck the site out. It's got hilarious comics.

http://theoatmeal.com/story/water_buffalo


Check that out too, it's hilarious.

i owned u all

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Answering truthfully.

i think i answered sth wrongly. about the soccer ball
i can prolly kick one over 150 feet

well

3feet= a meter

10 feet = 3.3 meters or so
so

making maths....

i cna kick a ball maybe 100 meters....300 feet?

Wow you got good kick man...

meh, i have strong legs... well i cant kick 100 meters now, im out of shape and all
back in the days thou...i could.

My max was 50 feet in the air, but I've never been a big fan of kicking sports.

hmmm. i got strong legs too- touching the basketball rim with my elbow is piece of cake for me.....but when i got to kick footbal ball i suck at all.....

you need practice. kicking isnt all about strength. i once kicked a ball 50 meters in the air, and then i applied the same strength, but failed miserably, cause i didnt hit in the right place, and in the right time on the second turn.

Opposite for me, I can't jump. I can kick okay but I haven't had that much interest so I don't know if I'd be any good at it were I to dedicate time to it. Though probably not much better then I am now, my body seems to be capable of exhibiting the max it will ever do on my first few tries with practice doing very little to improve it.

thats good and bad. soccer isnt about kicking thou. its about team and dribbling. ive seen weak playes beat teh shit out of strong ones, cause they had tactics, literally, they went straight up to the net, by passing around and fooling the others. they just got there and touched it into it lol. and its very satisfying when u do. my biggest achievement was a midfield kick, and a goal. that was always my strong point. free kicks and long distance shots. i have a dangerous, DANGEROUS free kick.

id probably take dem baboons and free kick em into a net LOL.

free kicks and long distance shots

damn only when i hear that ...... .


New olympic sports : 1.

take dem baboons and free kick em into a net

2. Take baboon and dunk him as much effective as you can....

i pwned u all...

Yes, because you cheated. I already figured out what you would have to say to get 59 and I know you lied on at least 2 questions.

eh?

I was curious so I did it several times. I know you're not a pro boxer and that you haven't kicked a Baboon in the head before.

i have kicked moving objects...namely, my younger cousins...
and i have punched stuff before...namely, my younger cousins...