Re: ***Official Funny Pic/Gif/Video thread***

[Ptolemy]

you have lost it.

[DDruid777]

shit he feakin went there darn we have all been subject to losing

[Thing]

[soran]

lol, troll'd the chick from the ring Xd

[Aureus]

Rofl

[Aardvark]

And this reminded me of Ara:

[Thing]

John Ducreux pokemon is #still#winning.

[Red-X]

[Red-X]

LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

[Thing]

Seen that last one before.


Still just as funny

[DDruid777]

LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

HOLY FREEAGIN CRAP O.O

[soran]

[Aureus]

[DDruid777]

whts with the sudden burst of Charlie?

[CaptainSpanish]

Charlie Sheen quotes from interview

[Thing]

[Red-X]

i hated catching those things

[Kurupt]

2 Nights in a Row
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.'

I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...

'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.'

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier.'

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.'

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?'

I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.'

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?'

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.

[SouLCasT]

^HAHAHAHAHHAHAH THAT HAS TO BE THE MOST EPIC THING I HAVE EVER HERD OR SEEN ANYONE DO!

[albions]

Ahaha - old but still good.

[DDruid777]

kuru +1 respect

[Dray The Fingerless]

A philosophy teacher was teaching his students about Descartes and about existentialism. He then showed them a chair and they all had a mini test. The test was simple:

Prove that chair doesnt exist.

So all his students took their time to go on and on trying to say sth in their tests to prove it, writting giant paragraphs. All did mediocre results.
One of the students however, wrote one line and nothing else, and got full score.

He simply said: "What chair?"

[Aureus]

Old story

[DDruid777]

i remember that !

[Dr. Patient]

don't ask.......

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