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Socrates wrote:Beauty is a short-lived tyranny.

Mark Twain wrote:A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read.

Mark Twain wrote:Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

Mark Twain wrote:Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

Mark Twain wrote:Familiarity breeds contempt - and children.

Ronald Reagan wrote:Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same.

Ronald Reagan wrote:Government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them.

Ronald Reagan wrote:Politics I supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.

Niccolo Machiavelli wrote:Before all else, be armed.

Niccolo Machiavelli wrote:He who wishes to be obeyed must know how to command.

Niccolo Machiavelli wrote:It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.

Niccolo Machiavelli wrote:It is not titles that honor men, but men that honor titles.

Henry Ward Beecher wrote:
It is not what we take up, but what we give up, that makes us rich.

Aristotle wrote:
He who has overcome his fears will truly be free.

William Shakespeare wrote:
All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players:
They have their exits and their entrances; and one man in his time plays many parts...

The Princess Bride wrote:
Scaling the Cliffs of Insanity, Battling Rodents of Unusual Size, Facing torture in the Pit of Despair. - True love has never been a snap.

Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious?
Dr.Rumack: I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.

Captain Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before?
Joey: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.
Captain Oveur: You ever…seen a grown man naked?

Eleanor Roosevelt

I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: 'no good in a bed, but fine up against a wall'.

Jean Rostand

Kill a man and you're a murderer, kill many and you're a conqueror, kill them all and you're a god.

Mark Twain

What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.

Rule of Feline Frustration

When your cat has fallen asleep on your lap and looks utterly content and adorable, you will suddenly have to go to the bathroom.

Dave Barry
Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.