Church of Spongebob (serious)

Champion wrote:

Nihil wrote:My church allows you to do w/e you want. You can have fun without feeling bad. Whereas other religions look down upon having fun devoting your life to your religion, in this church, you can do w/e the heck you want, you don't always have to feel guilty.

You don't have to mull over the infinitesimal details to have to achieve any sort of salvation. In other words, your morals are spelled out, simply, rather than encrypted in an ancient book.

In my church, I don't need you to feel obligated to make daily "donations" in order for you to feel like you are being a good person, by donating to the church. And you also get to celebrate who you are rather than demonizing another group of people like other religions do: homosexuals, Muslims, Jews, Christians, Hindus, most of these groups are demonized by another and have demonized another group.

In other words, you won't ever have to feel morally obligated to hate someone or anyone, even if they have done something horrible

And thus, you are more rewarded through Him

So why the fuck would I join that instead of just doing all that shit anyway without worshiping something as obviously undiety like as a cartoon figure?

Deadly Assassin wrote:

ANNOUNCING
the church of Patrick

following all the same beliefs as the church of Spongebob
only believing in a different and better god