Church of Spongebob (serious)

by Nihil Fri Jul 30, 2010 8:19 pm

WHO WILL JOIN ME?

by Nihil Fri Jul 30, 2010 8:21 pm

Oh ya, no insults Razz

Discussion only My church.

by **Champion** Fri Jul 30, 2010 8:25 pm

Spaggetti monster would poop a giant meatball on your church and destroy it in its infancy. This is absurd.

by **Sqrl** Fri Jul 30, 2010 8:38 pm

lock this i only put that damn thing up for lolz. not to be taken seriously

by Nihil Fri Jul 30, 2010 8:41 pm

But this is serious, at least, now it is

Sphaggetti monster isn't real, only, as taught by my churches' doctrine, the sponge is real.

by **Champion** Fri Jul 30, 2010 8:42 pm

This is a violation of the serious tag, so yeah. I will just let that slide and let you have your gag.

by Nihil Fri Jul 30, 2010 8:42 pm

The sponge is god, this is my religion, it is serious Sad

by **Champion** Fri Jul 30, 2010 8:46 pm

No its a joke and a gag and since you are trying to enforce a serious tag on that I think its best you just enjoy your little ride since I am not closing it yet Razz

by Nihil Fri Jul 30, 2010 8:49 pm

YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! AAAH, DAMN YOU! GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HEEEEEELLLLLLLL!!!

XD

by **SouLCasT** Fri Jul 30, 2010 9:03 pm

How can you damn someone to something you don't believe in?! affraid

by Nihil Fri Jul 30, 2010 9:03 pm

How are u so sure? maybe i had a change of heart?

by **Aureus** Fri Jul 30, 2010 9:07 pm

Because if u rlly converted to this, I'd finda way to ban u from these forums ~.~

by **dandaman7** Fri Jul 30, 2010 9:29 pm

To answer your question Nihil, not me.
Unless of course, since you are serious, you can reason with me and inform me why the so called 'church of Spongebob' is the best way to go.

by **Champion** Fri Jul 30, 2010 11:11 pm

Yeah lets hear why I should join your church instead of remain with my own beliefs.

by **Dr. Patient** Fri Jul 30, 2010 11:16 pm

I smell Bs Getting near.

by Nihil Fri Jul 30, 2010 11:58 pm

My church allows you to do w/e you want. You can have fun without feeling bad. Whereas other religions look down upon having fun devoting your life to your religion, in this church, you can do w/e the heck you want, you don't always have to feel guilty.

You don't have to mull over the infinitesimal details to have to achieve any sort of salvation. In other words, your morals are spelled out, simply, rather than encrypted in an ancient book.

In my church, I don't need you to feel obligated to make daily "donations" in order for you to feel like you are being a good person, by donating to the church. And you also get to celebrate who you are rather than demonizing another group of people like other religions do: homosexuals, Muslims, Jews, Christians, Hindus, most of these groups are demonized by another and have demonized another group.

In other words, you won't ever have to feel morally obligated to hate someone or anyone, even if they have done something horrible

And thus, you are more rewarded through Him

by **Champion** Sat Jul 31, 2010 2:00 am

Nihil wrote:My church allows you to do w/e you want. You can have fun without feeling bad. Whereas other religions look down upon having fun devoting your life to your religion, in this church, you can do w/e the heck you want, you don't always have to feel guilty.

You don't have to mull over the infinitesimal details to have to achieve any sort of salvation. In other words, your morals are spelled out, simply, rather than encrypted in an ancient book.

In my church, I don't need you to feel obligated to make daily "donations" in order for you to feel like you are being a good person, by donating to the church. And you also get to celebrate who you are rather than demonizing another group of people like other religions do: homosexuals, Muslims, Jews, Christians, Hindus, most of these groups are demonized by another and have demonized another group.

In other words, you won't ever have to feel morally obligated to hate someone or anyone, even if they have done something horrible

And thus, you are more rewarded through Him

So why the fuck would I join that instead of just doing all that shit anyway without worshiping something as obviously undiety like as a cartoon figure?

by **Skorp** Sat Jul 31, 2010 2:23 am

i see no point in this. Spongebob is just a cartoon ment for little children and some teenagers. it used to be good until they decided to make it kid friendly. No one can have beliefs in a cartoon, it is absurd. and if you say that people can say whatever they want and not feel bad, then why did you put a serious tag on it?

by **senatortophishphistycuffs** Sat Jul 31, 2010 2:48 am

AYE AYE CAPTAIN!!!

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Re: Church of Spongebob (serious)
by Nihil Sat Jul 31, 2010 2:49 am
Champion wrote:
Nihil wrote:My church allows you to do w/e you want. You can have fun without feeling bad. Whereas other religions look down upon having fun devoting your life to your religion, in this church, you can do w/e the heck you want, you don't always have to feel guilty.

You don't have to mull over the infinitesimal details to have to achieve any sort of salvation. In other words, your morals are spelled out, simply, rather than encrypted in an ancient book.

In my church, I don't need you to feel obligated to make daily "donations" in order for you to feel like you are being a good person, by donating to the church. And you also get to celebrate who you are rather than demonizing another group of people like other religions do: homosexuals, Muslims, Jews, Christians, Hindus, most of these groups are demonized by another and have demonized another group.

In other words, you won't ever have to feel morally obligated to hate someone or anyone, even if they have done something horrible

And thus, you are more rewarded through Him

So why the fuck would I join that instead of just doing all that shit anyway without worshiping something as obviously undiety like as a cartoon figure?

Because Sponge is God and God is Sponge and without a god to worship you feel empty, until I read Sqrl's thread, I felt empty, and then I realized the Sponge is God and God is sponge and I have felt better and experienced great fulfilling things, I am a witness of His work.

ANOTHER CREW MATE!

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Re: Church of Spongebob (serious)
by senatortophishphistycuffs Sat Jul 31, 2010 2:58 am
http://vodpod.com/watch/1867670-spongebob-hemp-pants

this is funny

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Re: Church of Spongebob (serious)
by Skorp Sat Jul 31, 2010 3:02 am
if your a pothead

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Re: Church of Spongebob (serious)
by Nihil Sat Jul 31, 2010 3:05 am
I'm not sure if i would count that as flaming or not >.>

No OT plz ty^^

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Re: Church of Spongebob (serious)
by Aureus Sat Jul 31, 2010 3:11 am
My respect for the people posting for this church has been demolished

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Re: Church of Spongebob (serious)
by Nihil Sat Jul 31, 2010 3:26 am
no flame baiting no OT

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