freaky jawa

my freeky jawa story is still going on o.o.... this is maddness!

freaky jawa then appeared on top of some jedi and started humping them.

he then stole their lightsabers and children and trained them as more mini jawas.

mini JEDI jawas

after this, freaky jawa went back to his work on his dimension disruptor, but accidentally left one of his mini jedi jawas in it, so when he turned it on and hopped in, the mini jedi jawa fried, causing the whole thing to stop working, and leaving half of his body in one dimension, and the other in the star wars dimension.



P.S, rep ara, i love that picture, still remember when u used it last.

and now fricky jawa (me) will kick ur fucking asses

Freaky jawa's name is BZYYYY.

Freaky Jawa changed his name back to Freaky Jawa and wandered around the starwars tatooine looking for the parts for another dimensional machine to reunite his body parts again.

in the other dimension, he terrorized little children with his half body

And then he became hooker ,won 10000 bucks and bought new parts. Then he built new machine which he used to kill himself.

Freaky Jawa was then reborn in the mouth of a rancor which had just eaten one of his baby jawas.

He leapt out of the mouth and used his freaky jawa eyes to kill the rancor, that is, his freaky jawa eyeball LAZORS!

But the batteries of teh eyez die suddenly and Jawa cried. Then he remembers how freaky he is and he creates some strippers...

The strippers then dance and give him batteries for his eyes, then we flies with his eye lazors.

Flying with his eye lazors, freaky jawa wreaks havoc upon the people of tatooine flying from above with his eye beams of death.

When freaky jawa has burnt down all of the houses on Tatooine, he flies off to hoth to hump a wampa.

But the wampa humped him...

and there was a bright flash of light!

And a baby was born!

And guess what - It was Nihil!

Nihil then went on to save the world, get the girl, a lot of girls, and save all of humanity from everything. And he got a giant mansion, and died happily of old age^^


Freaky jawa meanwhile went into deep space in search of giant ant colonies.

THANKS BG!

Then he suddenly finds Mustafar. Since he is freaky he has Crysis's costume and jumps into lava ,thinking its a pool.

The Crysis suit is actually just a cheap cardboard cut out he got at a 99 cent store, so he burns, but...

U forgot he is freaky - he is ready for everything in anytime. 2 days ago he stealed Bobba Fett's jetpack (noob) and evades lava. Then he rapes some mustafarians and ...

my stupid story is still going on >.<

















>.<


any way after he stole bobas pack,boba came back with his revange in a epic battle. with blasters...and aaa missiles...and aaaaaaa bombs!

while their fighting freaky jawa spawns him self the end?

THE END!!!


Or is it?

* Freaky jawa disagrees

But the little girls are never found