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Post by Spidey Tue Feb 01, 2011 1:52 pm

hoth... where the cold air makes freaky jawa's balls shrivel up... he then....
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Post by Aureus Tue Feb 01, 2011 2:03 pm

earth where a gay sqrl was venturing out into the...
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Post by Spidey Tue Feb 01, 2011 7:01 pm

he then earth? what the fuck?
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Post by Aureus Tue Feb 01, 2011 7:35 pm

oh i didnt read ur post D:
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Post by Spidey Tue Feb 01, 2011 7:42 pm

you should jackass lol
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Post by Sqrl Tue Feb 01, 2011 10:25 pm

Spidey wrote:hoth... where the cold air makes freaky jawa's balls shrivel up... he then....

uses one of his mutated tauntaun's body to get warm. By humping it. Then he...
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Post by Ptolemy Tue Feb 01, 2011 10:40 pm

he gets the tauntaun part pregnant and 2 weeks later he has a clone of honself
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Post by Sqrl Tue Feb 01, 2011 11:23 pm

then he takes his cloned son and goes to Kamino, where he humps the hell out of the Kaminoans. He then gives them his son to take care then freaky jawa goes to....
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Post by Thing Wed Feb 02, 2011 8:36 pm

to the local strip joint where he meets...
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Post by Ptolemy Wed Feb 02, 2011 9:18 pm

the rest of that tauntaun, they go outside where they...
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Post by Thing Fri Feb 04, 2011 5:08 am

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Post by Red-X Fri Feb 04, 2011 12:48 pm

until 1999...
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Post by Sqrl Fri Feb 04, 2011 6:39 pm

then freaky jawa leaves kamino and heads to his native homeworld of Tattooine where he...
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Post by Thing Sat Feb 05, 2011 6:35 pm

He goes back to the hut where this whole story started.


The end.
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Post by DDruid777 Fri Feb 25, 2011 12:03 am

THEN a twist of nature.....the JAWA begins a number 2 and it shows he is a drunken jobo that lives on the lonesome scary streets of Nar-Shadda being a parttime hooker to make enough money to eat at night though not concerning the fact he has aids and will soon die so he has to do everyhting in the world HE CAN to have fun as he got 1,00000,000000,000000,000000,00000 in the Tatooine Loteery bowl. WHT DOES HE DO TO HAVE FUN HE......................
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Post by Thing Fri Feb 25, 2011 2:38 am

Fucks Jill.
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Post by DDruid777 Fri Feb 25, 2011 2:43 am

Kills Dafy duck and
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Post by Sqrl Fri Feb 25, 2011 2:48 am

goes skydiving on Bespin. Where he....
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Post by Thing Fri Feb 25, 2011 2:50 am

Meets Luke Skywalker's hand. He starts up a conversation and they end up going back to Hand's place where they...
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Post by Sqrl Fri Feb 25, 2011 2:52 am

talk about the latest trends in fashion. What's up with Leia's hair-doo anyway? Then they have schmex with eachother. Then Leia shows up and they.....
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Post by Thing Fri Feb 25, 2011 2:58 am

Have a crazy threesome...















in Chinese checkers.
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Post by Spidey Fri Feb 25, 2011 2:59 am

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Post by DDruid777 Fri Feb 25, 2011 4:37 am

while talking bout the latet saber model and rooxo the rock n roll clown does his cocaine...
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Post by Thing Fri Feb 25, 2011 4:11 pm

Crazy Jawa pops in his Youth And Young Manhood CD and listens to the last track, Holy Roller Novocaine.
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Post by DDruid777 Fri Feb 25, 2011 11:41 pm

both get really tanked and loose focus..THEN A BLACKOUT .come bck to reality to only notice him and the jawa are naked in bed FREAKED out he gets to the bathroom only to notice a gun and the jawa is behind him showing his glory all 2 inches of it....
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