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Post by BgFighter/Ghost Tue Mar 23, 2010 8:16 pm

Okay. Lets beat Neliel.
She really deserves it lol.
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Post by Nihil Tue Mar 23, 2010 8:17 pm

he said he might login to one of those accounts, so i ain't takin no chances.
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Post by Reinforce Tue Mar 23, 2010 8:18 pm

he doesn't know the pass to my account nihil =o and i will break your neck if you try bg =o
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Post by BgFighter/Ghost Tue Mar 23, 2010 8:19 pm

Well you can try ^^ Am trained too. Bring it here =o
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Post by Reinforce Tue Mar 23, 2010 8:22 pm

well if you insist, but i heard death wasn't pretty =o
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Post by BgFighter/Ghost Tue Mar 23, 2010 8:22 pm

I do not fear of death.
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Post by Reinforce Tue Mar 23, 2010 8:24 pm

nor does 1/2 of the worlds population until they are put into situations where your about to die =o, unless you have been in one =o
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Post by BgFighter/Ghost Tue Mar 23, 2010 8:28 pm

I've been in 3 if i can count correctly. I can point if u want me to.
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Post by Thing Tue Mar 23, 2010 8:41 pm

Please. Share.
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Post by BgFighter/Ghost Tue Mar 23, 2010 9:22 pm

First i almost crashed with plane.
2nd i almost crashed with a 2 times bigger car than the car i was in.
3rd is that car hitted me in the leg ,tho it was not that much. but if it was faster .. KBOOM.

so that is ,cant remember more. :serious:
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Post by Dray The Fingerless Tue Mar 23, 2010 9:43 pm

the first one is bullshit. there is no 'i almost crashed with plane'. its called turbulence. the 2nd and 3rd are normal, ive had 10 of those in my life already. its more of a spook then a near death experience.
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Post by Talkin'boutFreedom Tue Mar 23, 2010 10:28 pm

All of them are almost moments
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Post by Reinforce Tue Mar 23, 2010 10:29 pm

=o, ive gone through worse than that =o
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Post by BgFighter/Ghost Wed Mar 24, 2010 10:56 am

You fought the Undertaker? =D
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Post by Shinobi Kenshi Wed Mar 24, 2010 7:44 pm

Lol why do people always end up bragging about stuff on the internet?
No matter where you go on Forums people brag about stuff, when nobody really cares. o_o


(NOT Directed towards BgFighter <3)
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Post by Reinforce Wed Mar 24, 2010 11:02 pm

i did fight the Undertaker =o
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Post by Nihil Wed Mar 24, 2010 11:21 pm

AND SHE WON!
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Post by Reinforce Thu Mar 25, 2010 12:23 am

=o
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Post by Layfon Thu Mar 25, 2010 1:33 pm

silly woman! who said you could speak on these forums! o.O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by BgFighter/Ghost Thu Mar 25, 2010 1:39 pm

GO ,NELIEL, GOOO!
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Post by Dray The Fingerless Thu Mar 25, 2010 6:30 pm

Layfon wrote:silly woman! who said you could speak on these forums! o.O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you dont throw them in the frozen pool enough times, this is what happens.
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Post by Disturbed Fri Mar 26, 2010 4:25 am

lay..I think the original video also applies to sisters Razz
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Post by Aragorn Fri Mar 26, 2010 5:04 am

Neliel wrote:i did fight the Undertaker =o

Trench coat and hat and everything?
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Post by Layfon Fri Mar 26, 2010 6:18 am

well dray, if the pool was frozen then there would be no reason to try and attempt to throw her in it.
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Post by YinYang Fri Mar 26, 2010 11:41 am

now go make me a sandwitch

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