How long could you survive chained to a bunk bed with a velo

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You could survive for 1 minute, 47 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor!

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dawn, your only on lead cause you cheat.

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in fact, to have more then 1 20 seconds, you would have to be

super tall
fought a rabid animal
knew wrestling AND martial arts(a bit at least)
punch the raptor in the mouth
and hit him with ur own chopped off arm....

combining 3 or more of these, along with average answers in the rest

so yeah....

i could survive a minute and 6 seconds

<--Tall, knows basic wrestling and advanced martial arts, decided to do the punch in the mouth because it seems a logical choice, and I chose to strangle it when it took off my arm. Chose that because I don't panic, even in pain, so I guess that I might do something like that to save my life if it happened. Happy?

well you never got ur arm chopped off....you would not think of strangling. you would freak out. i chose punch to the mouth too, and the strangling, cause the quiz is very unneutral. u either cry baby, or go chuck norris.

Dray The Fingerless wrote:in fact, to have more then 1 20 seconds, you would have to be

super tall
fought a rabid animal
knew wrestling AND martial arts(a bit at least)
punch the raptor in the mouth
and hit him with ur own chopped off arm....

combining 3 or more of these, along with average answers in the rest

so yeah....

You do realize I'm a black belt in a martial arts right o_o and whose insane enough to punch the RAZOR SHARP mouth?

The chopped off arm for lulz tho :3

I did not cheat o_O *points to Dray's earlier post*

I actually made this one fair. If someone ripped my arm off i'd scream like a giant sissy. Why? Because it hurts, thats why.
I am aware of martial arts, i know choke holds and i would kick him in his mouth.

actually, i chose punch mouth cause i would go for the eyes. works everytime. then id just jump on it and break off his jaw. BTW,



i am not afraid of a velociraptor as much as u would think. dont judge it by its size thou....these things hunt animals 3 times their size. one of those claws is enough to kill u in one slice.


dawn, i want proof of that belt considering ur age. martial arts take eons to make em profitable in anyway.

I was a black belt by the time I was 14 Dray. Takes about 5 years if you're good at it.

Actually this is inaccurate the fact is velociraptors hunted in packs not individuals. so one wouldnt really be a problem due to outsmarting it.

What am i the only one who actually WATCHED Jurassic Park?

Aardvark wrote:I was a black belt by the time I was 14 Dray. Takes about 5 years if you're good at it.

you misunderstand me. i want the black belt proof, but in no way am i afraid of a black belt user. unless he has trained way up into adulthood, i consider a martial artist just slightly notched up in regards to other foes i may encounter. not to mention, most martial arts are too specific to develop impressive battle skills. like lets say tae kwon do...its a very fisty and kicky martial art, but a wrestler could prolly beat a tae kwon do user easily, becuz tae kwon has a hard time defeating a more involving attacker. the reverse happens with for example judo. althou judo does have some counter attacks that are quite nice...and ninjutsu too. althou ninjutsu relies less on the martial art itself and more on the ideal of battle, wich is what makes it abit superior.

§qrl2k wrote:Actually this is inaccurate the fact is velociraptors hunted in packs not individuals. so one wouldnt really be a problem due to outsmarting it.

What am i the only one who actually WATCHED Jurassic Park?

if u were to face a real life velociraptor, you would die, simply becuz its size already influenced your idea. they relied on a hack and slash tactic, and they hunted in small packs. they would jump on HARD SKINNED bufallo ish dinosaurs and hurt them so muh they died. not to mention the SHEER velocity they could have. they earn the name velociraptor, its like the ninja of dinossaurs. those claws would be on ur neck in less then a minute. and btw, i rethought that punch in the mouth thing...not gonna work. velociraptors jump feet first, so they can dig their claws in u. so a pnch to the balls is actually more effective. chimpanzes are half the height of a human, but they can kill you instantly, becuz they are far stronger and agile. makes you think uh?

phisically...we humans are the low level of Nature.

Well let's see I took 3 different martial arts, only got a black belt in one though, but surprisingly I can fight well. Tang Su Do is what I got a black belt in, Aikido and Judo I took long enough to get a handle on the basis of the technique itself. So even though I'm only thoroughly trained in one, I can mix and match the moves against most other styles.

they teach you death blows in ninjutsu. lol