Omegle lawl

I guess you all heard or used the chat-talk-to-the-stranger

http://omegle.com/

Dis one! But LAWL too many pedo people XD Who...is pedo in JvS....? ;D

dray

rept has first hand experience.

ROFL! Well XD I suggest to post here some epic convos xD

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: Hi

Stranger: sex?

You: male, you?

Stranger: no

Stranger: do u wanna have?

You: uhm

You: no D:

Stranger: ><

You: XD

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I'd say Hero and Dray since they have many sausage fests. Plus if muigi is involved there is a whole lot of loli sucking. =p

Aureus wrote:Aleksi watches CP

Oh I'm sure he readily admits that to you

Muigi and Hero obviously XD

If the person I'm talking to is legitimately in the 8th grade, he's the most mature and intelligent 8th grader I've ever spoken with in my life.

LOL. How funny would that be?

Being Chris hansen!!

WTF LAWL! Conve that is posted in epic and about dad.... Oh my O.O Io be honest XD I except to talk there eventually with my gf XDDD I'd like to see it ffs xD

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: milf.?
You: gilf?
Stranger: re yuh a milf.?
You: are you a gilf?
Stranger: im a 18 horny m.!
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: yuh.?
You: 67 year old man!!!
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: yuh got a small saggy as dick huh.?
You: sags to the ground
You: more like
Stranger: ahaha lmao
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
why do you like teen girls?

Stranger 2: because they scream

Stranger 1: because im 45

Stranger 2 has disconnected







You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
How many times per day do you jerk off :O?!

Stranger 1: 6

Stranger 2: OVVVEEERRR 9000!!!

Stranger 1: hell yeahhh!

Stranger 2 has disconnected






Talk to strangers!
11,884 strangers online

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
How many times per day do you jerk off :O?!

Stranger 1: two..?

Stranger 2: once every other day maybe

Stranger 1: oh god

Stranger 1: I feel like a pervert.

Stranger 2: haha

Stranger 2: how old are u

Stranger 1: 20

Stranger 2: got a girl

Stranger 1: you?

Stranger 2: 21

Stranger 1: I am a girl.

Stranger 1: idiot.

Stranger 2: oh

Stranger 2: sorry i didnt know

Stranger 2: do u have a boy?

Stranger 1: hell, no

Stranger 2: how the fuck do u jerk off if ur a girl lol

Stranger 1: ...

Stranger 2: lol

Stranger 1: jerk off means masturbate, right?

Stranger 2: well jerk off is notmally what guys do

Stranger 2: lol

Stranger 1: ahahahhaha

Stranger 1: oh god

Stranger 2: i prob would more but i get laid at least once a day

Stranger 1: are you bragging?

Stranger 1 has disconnected

ok.... this is gonna rock sooo hard XD a nice convo I've made XD with questioning:

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
What girls do you like..? Brunettes or Blondes, why :O?

Stranger 2: hi

Stranger 1: BIG TITZ.

Stranger 2: female u?/

Stranger 2: u?

Stranger 1: BLUNDE TITTZ.

Stranger 2: u?

Stranger 2: u?

Stranger 2: u?

Stranger 1: q?

Stranger 1: q?

Stranger 1: q?

Stranger 2: pussy?

Stranger 1: Q.

Stranger 1: I LUV CATS!!!11!!!

Stranger 2: pussy u?

Stranger 1: yus i hav a ct.

Stranger 2: u?

Stranger 1: cat.

Stranger 2: female u?

Stranger 1: duh.

Stranger 1: shemale.

Stranger 1: I'm Emily Diaz.

Stranger 1: i haz nu boobz.

Stranger 1: -A12

Stranger 1: llulullu they cave in

Stranger 2: baby im sorry you is pussy boobs

Stranger 1: du u liek tht?

Stranger 2: u?

Stranger 2: pussy

Stranger 2: tight

Stranger 1: I luv cats n boobz feed da bbys.

Stranger 2: pussy horny?

Stranger 2: 4 me?

Stranger 2: u really horny?

Stranger 2: 4 me u?

Stranger 2: u?

Stranger 2: u?

Stranger 1: My cat iz nut hurny. :c y u wnna fuk my catt!!! EWWW!!!!111!!!! :CCCCC

Stranger 2: pussy me isntead i got a 9 inch cock

Stranger 1: tht mite hurt my kittttyy :cc

Stranger 1: He's unly a kitten omq.

Stranger 1: y u hobnucker.

Stranger 2: go straight in your pussy fuck reallhard

Stranger 1: fkn anumalz

Stranger 2: pussy tight

Stranger 2: u fucked bfore?

Stranger 2: u?

Stranger 2: boo?

Stranger 1: BUT MAI CATTTTT!!!!111!!! HIZ UNLY A KITTEN Y U FUK HIM :''''(((((

Stranger 2: i didn't cat your full name i got a 9 inch cock boo

Stranger 2: please

Stranger 2: me

Stranger 2: 9 inch cock bby

Stranger 1: duud u ned halp fukin catz is bad.

Stranger 1: thas baddd:c

Stranger 2: huh baby i will but you will fuck me?

Stranger 2: boo?

Stranger 1: U FUK MAI CAT?

Stranger 1: U WUD?

Stranger 2: u and me

Stranger 1: EWWWW!!!!!11!!!!!!eleven!!!!111!

Stranger 2: fuck all night

Stranger 2: me and u

Stranger 1: wud u fuk mi dawg?

Stranger 2: ok boo

Stranger 1: cuz u like animalz.

Stranger 2: me

Stranger 1: thats wong

Stranger 1: my peniz is 2 cm.
You have disconnected.


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Question to discuss:
Who are you!!!? WHY ARE YOU HERE!!!?

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Stranger 2 has disconnected

You: Hi.

Stranger: hey

Stranger: asl.?

Stranger: 20 m

Stranger: u

You: About 9 inches

You: =o

Stranger: s

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Guess someone was jealous. =oo

You: Hello

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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Yeah, I totally love this XD! People are way too epic XD

wow I didnt knew about this before :O but its epic lolz :> ty for showing

No problem Darke XD! this is really epic thingy ^^