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Post by Camus Thu Apr 21, 2011 1:02 am

Dear JvS,
It is with extreme pride that I stand before you today. I am here to cut the red ribbon of The Sweatshop. BUT FIRST. The history.

ERHRMMMMMMMMMMMMM. There once was a young pimp named Soran. He was looking to start his own dating service. So, he invested in a run-down laundromat. With this laundromat, he created greatness. He came across two out of work gentlemen named Leon and Hero one day. These gentlemen valliently volunteered their bodies to benefit the good sir. Soran then realized he needed an official pimp name. Thus, he became SugarDaddy2000. The fares for Leon and Hero are $10 and $.01 per hour respectively. However, he may cut you a deal if he is feeling generous and give you Hero for free. As SugarDaddy always says:

"CUM 'N BREAK A SWEAT AT MY SWEATSHOP!"


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Post by soran Thu Apr 21, 2011 1:07 am

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Post by Camus Thu Apr 21, 2011 1:09 am

LOL XD
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Post by Nomad Thu Apr 21, 2011 4:42 am

have fun "guys" Razz
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Post by Sqrl Thu Apr 21, 2011 5:17 pm

I think Elton John has a hard-on now. ;p
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Post by Aureus Thu Apr 21, 2011 5:19 pm

or u
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Post by Sqrl Thu Apr 21, 2011 5:22 pm

Aureus wrote:
^
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Post by Drist Thu Apr 21, 2011 6:47 pm

I'll pay .02 for you an hour, cumus.
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Post by Bulldog Thu Apr 21, 2011 8:22 pm

This sounds hawt... Phew, it is HAWT IN HERE!
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Post by Camus Thu Apr 21, 2011 8:27 pm

Drist drives a hard bargain
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Post by Ptolemy Thu Apr 21, 2011 8:30 pm

probly not all that is hard...
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Post by CaptainSpanish Thu Apr 21, 2011 10:43 pm

so much innuendo so little time

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Post by Sqrl Thu Apr 21, 2011 11:37 pm

CaptainSpanish wrote:so much innuendo so little time


The innuendo in this thread is sooo huge.
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Post by Camus Fri Apr 22, 2011 12:29 am

Hahaha get it? =D
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Post by Dray The Fingerless Fri Apr 22, 2011 1:12 am

*post sexual connotation here*
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Post by Thing Sat Apr 23, 2011 4:46 am

Wow Dray, that wasn't even an innuendo. You just came out and said it there, really.

Haha, get it?
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Post by Sqrl Sat Apr 23, 2011 12:37 pm

wow this innuendo thing is quite long and hard.
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Post by Thing Sat Apr 23, 2011 3:39 pm

Dude.



Penis.
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Post by Camus Mon Apr 25, 2011 7:20 pm

So. Much. Win.
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Post by KOTOR Tue Apr 26, 2011 7:06 am

Ohhhhh *calls his bud in US* Bro, you have GOT to get that Cumus to us, tell pimp daddy that we'll pay him $50 for 2 days

*hangs up*

now then, uhm THIS THREAD IS SO INAPROPRIATE! ACT YOUR AGE




















































































































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Post by Aragorn Tue Apr 26, 2011 1:41 pm

You people disgust me...
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Post by Thing Wed Apr 27, 2011 8:33 pm

Cool Story, Penis.
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Post by Camus Wed Apr 27, 2011 8:45 pm

Screw you Kotor D=

I am too valuable of a product to be spoken of in such a manner. =D
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Post by KOTOR Fri Apr 29, 2011 7:17 am

Lies.
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Post by Ptolemy Fri Apr 29, 2011 3:46 pm

no he really is valuable... brought in what... a whole quarter dollar last week...

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