I SKIPPED SEX ED

well i skipped sex ed so i asked sqrl to give me a lesson but now i have to present it to the class (JvS)

sooooo when a momma and papa sqrl realy love each other, they make a wish on a magic acorn. after that they get a babby sqrl. i realy do not know what good a baby is to 2 adults but hey idk.


I WOULD LIKE TO THANK SQRL FOR GIVEING ME THE TALK ABOUT THE BIRDS AND THE BEES.

if anyone has more information for me it would be realy cool, so feel free to share!!!

Yeah dont get involved with a girl that squirts. Its fucking gross.

survivalist advice: if you gotta go between a skinny or one with a lil more meat, go with the more meat. you wont like hitting bones, plus the meat makes her last longer.

club advice: if she is too happy, means she will puke too soon.

and final

work on her first, then work on you, then work on her.

advice: don't be so horny

you are going to die, so why bother with that

slap your teacher for teaching health, everyone knows that americans don't listen to health advice! for the love of god! XD

*takes notes*

this is great!!! ty guys!!!!

OH AND AS A HUGE TY TO SQRL I HAVE THIS VIDEO SHOWING OFF HOW COOL SQUIRRELS ARE!!!

!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWU0bfo-bSY

Champion wrote:Yeah dont get involved with a girl that squirts. Its fucking gross.

Dray The Fingerless wrote:survivalist advice: if you gotta go between a skinny or one with a lil more meat, go with the more meat. you wont like hitting bones, plus the meat makes her last longer.

Dray The Fingerless wrote:club advice: if she is too happy, means she will puke too soon.

Dray The Fingerless wrote:and final

work on her first, then work on you, then work on her.

Wut. Agreed with Nihil on that.

lol champ some peeps like squirters XD

Nihil wrote:advice: don't be so horny

you are going to die, so why bother with that

slap your teacher for teaching health, everyone knows that americans don't listen to health advice! for the love of god! XD

Yes that makes sense, fight against a natural human emotion and experience and forgo one of the most pleasurable moments a human can have. Sure. Why not.

Adult things for adults.

A.O movies for adults

all that good stuff

besides, it should be with the one you love, read A Brave New World, it covers that and more. it is a classic novel.

With the one I love? Thats just a moral and cultural view. A scientific view would have me impregnate as many females as I possibly can before I either am killed by a rival male or die of disease and starvation or some other grisly form of natural death.

Then, you may be suprised to learn that my favorite animal is the Macaw, a bird, that has only one mate for its life.

Nihil wrote:Then, you may be suprised to learn that my favorite animal is the Macaw, a bird, that has only one mate for its life.

there are many ecossystem and environmental reasons for it.

sex is physical, you can add emotions to it for an enhanced experience, but it is still physical.

So then, why doesn't it work for humans too?
Thats my point, I believe that humans can transcend natural desires and become, human, not animal.

Nihil wrote:So then, why doesn't it work for humans too?
Thats my point, I believe that humans can transcend natural desires and become, human, not animal.

ah, you fool. you think humanity is capable of relenquishing its animal instincts? never.

I think we already have to a great degree, that is what democracy is about, it is less animalistic and more humane. What about the U.N? What about charity? How is that favorable to human reproduction? Its not favorable to anyone, but against them, giving their "opponents" an edge, see?

Once humans relinquish our instincts we cease to be human. Whatever alien species you would like to become have fun, I will enjoy my beer pussy and drugs until I die, and then laugh at you from my grave.

w/e, if you don't think we can improve as a species...

it is you who have no idea or concept of what a species is. you are basically trying to make us evolve into sth we are not. it is who we are that defines us, and by defining us, it is what gives us our morals and our conscience. changing us will simply destroy those, because we will cease to have what makes us humans. besides, i

No, I don't to be honest. It would take either eugenics or mass murder and genocide with selective survival of certain individuals to make this species evolve to a point where we would not destroy ourselves before we destroy ourselves. I think our destruction is inevitable.

i feel like this belongs in da rancor pit

Culture is artificial Dray, as are Morals.

If you can find an animal with morals, tell me, though many of our morals trace back to animalistic things, other stuff, like lying and stealing are solely unique to our species, at least our moral perspective. Animals don't steal for fear of retribution, we don't steal because we put our selves in the victims shoes and because we know it is wrong and unfair.

I don't want to change us into something else, Dray, I want to change our lookout so that we can change, as a people, and maybe a species, into something better, changing as a species, though, could entail not being "human" anymore, or just being human and having different views and such, transcending our animalistic behavior for a more civilized society. Dray, I should point out that you made the prediction just today about humans evolving into something or nother in the synthetic life thread

Way to start an humanity discussion, yinyang.