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Post by Red-X on Fri Dec 30, 2011 9:51 pm

Just absolutely SAILED through Mass Effect 1 in under 9 hours, probably because I avoided most of the side missions loool. Overall though I did enjoy it. Then got around to Mass Effect 2 right after I beat the previous game in the same night. My goal for Mass Effect 2 was to have a romance with fuggin Miranda. I dont know where the fuck I went wrong, but i guess I missed my turn to romance the hell out of her....Ended up unintentionally staying loyal to Ashley. Although, once I caught wind of Ashley's official Look in Mass Effect 3, my mouth dropped...groin grew several inches...and a small case of drooling occurred. So I guess my terrible luck of choices scored me a damn hottie. Oh, and I beat Mass Effect 2 around 10 hours...then I forgot there were LOYALTY MISSIONS....Practically everyone on my team got WASTED during those judgement scenes around the end of the game. So now I'm stuck with an empty Normady, Miranda, Jacob, and grunt. For Christ's sakes...

But seriously though, Miranda had by far the finest ass I have EVER seen in a video game. An ass that just felt right for me. A reasonable female video game ass. Then I found this video that just cracked me up:


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Post by Aureus on Sat Dec 31, 2011 12:42 am

Get a fucking life

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Post by Red-X on Sat Dec 31, 2011 3:26 am

I'm sure it's better than yours.

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Post by Aureus on Sat Dec 31, 2011 4:29 am

Red-X wrote:Just absolutely SAILED through Mass Effect 1 in under 9 hours, probably because I avoided most of the side missions loool. Overall though I did enjoy it. Then got around to Mass Effect 2 right after I beat the previous game in the same night. My goal for Mass Effect 2 was to have a romance with fuggin Miranda. I dont know where the fuck I went wrong, but i guess I missed my turn to romance the hell out of her....Ended up unintentionally staying loyal to Ashley. Although, once I caught wind of Ashley's official Look in Mass Effect 3, my mouth dropped...groin grew several inches...and a small case of drooling occurred. So I guess my terrible luck of choices scored me a damn hottie. Oh, and I beat Mass Effect 2 around 10 hours...then I forgot there were LOYALTY MISSIONS....Practically everyone on my team got WASTED during those judgement scenes around the end of the game. So now I'm stuck with an empty Normady, Miranda, Jacob, and grunt. For Christ's sakes...

But seriously though, Miranda had by far the finest ass I have EVER seen in a video game. An ass that just felt right for me. A reasonable female video game ass. Then I found this video that just cracked me up:


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Re: Soo I just recently became a fan of Mass Effect

Post by Red-X on Sat Dec 31, 2011 4:40 am

yo dawg dont just assume the world on one postz :o

you cantz stop this, and are you ever coming back to jka anyway?

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Re: Soo I just recently became a fan of Mass Effect

Post by Atlas on Sat Dec 31, 2011 12:04 pm

Red-X wrote:I'm sure it's better than yours.


Red, I think he alrdy knows that, dont hit him in the face with that every damn time lol.
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Post by Aardvark on Sat Dec 31, 2011 12:30 pm

You couldn't romance because you have to do the loyalty mission for the person in order to romance them.

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Post by Reptile on Sat Dec 31, 2011 12:54 pm

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Red-X wrote:I'm sure it's better than yours.


Red, I think he alrdy knows that, dont hit him in the face with that every damn time lol.
who the fuck are u atlas? maybe u should get a life
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Re: Soo I just recently became a fan of Mass Effect

Post by Red-X on Sat Dec 31, 2011 3:06 pm

Aardvark wrote:You couldn't romance because you have to do the loyalty mission for the person in order to romance them.

But wasnt the loyalty mission saving her sister?

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Post by Atlas on Sat Dec 31, 2011 3:14 pm

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Red-X wrote:I'm sure it's better than yours.


Red, I think he alrdy knows that, dont hit him in the face with that every damn time lol.
who the fuck are u atlas? maybe u should get a life


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Re: Soo I just recently became a fan of Mass Effect

Post by Sqrl on Sat Dec 31, 2011 4:37 pm

So red the most devastating question:

Who do you have more of a boner for Cortana or Miranda? =o

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Post by Atlas on Sat Dec 31, 2011 5:19 pm

Cortana.

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Re: Soo I just recently became a fan of Mass Effect

Post by Viteaz on Sat Dec 31, 2011 5:44 pm

Lawl! Very Happy Get a life for 1 day at least, dudes. New Year after all.

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Re: Soo I just recently became a fan of Mass Effect

Post by Aragorn on Sat Dec 31, 2011 6:04 pm

This is so sad...

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Post by Sqrl on Sat Dec 31, 2011 6:11 pm

i have a life i'm only asking red cuz i'm curious.

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Post by Red-X on Sat Dec 31, 2011 7:27 pm

cortana, personality betterz and less issues

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Post by Aardvark on Sat Dec 31, 2011 10:16 pm

Yeah, but you have to do Jack's too otherwise they won't fight and you can't either A. Side with her. or B. If your Paragon/Renegade is high enough satisfy them both. THEN you can proceed with her romancing.

And the rest of you, shush, you know when you first saw it you were thinking, "Damn that's a fine ass."

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Post by Aragorn on Sat Dec 31, 2011 11:40 pm

I can happily say I did not think or say anything close to this
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Post by Sqrl on Sat Dec 31, 2011 11:48 pm

Aragorn wrote:I can happily say I did not think or say anything close to this
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Agreed with ara.

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Post by Aardvark on Sun Jan 01, 2012 2:35 am

Aragorn wrote:I can happily say I did not think or say anything close to this
Aardvark wrote: "Damn that's a fine ass."

Liar 1.

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Aragorn wrote:I can happily say I did not think or say anything close to this
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Agreed with ara.

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I don't care what you say, if you like ass, then you enjoyed Miranda's highly detailed ass.

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Post by Sqrl on Sun Jan 01, 2012 2:44 am

Aardvark wrote:
Aragorn wrote:I can happily say I did not think or say anything close to this
Aardvark wrote: "Damn that's a fine ass."

Liar 1.

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Aragorn wrote:I can happily say I did not think or say anything close to this
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Agreed with ara.

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I don't care what you say, if you like ass, then you enjoyed Miranda's highly detailed ass.

Sorry aard i don't get a hardon from video game characters like you do.

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Post by Aragorn on Sun Jan 01, 2012 6:19 am

Agreed with Sqrl. Female video game characters don't do anything for me. I don't even look at that stuff unless by accident so...

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Post by Aureus on Sun Jan 01, 2012 10:22 pm

Aardvark wrote:Yeah, but you have to do Jack's too otherwise they won't fight and you can't either A. Side with her. or B. If your Paragon/Renegade is high enough satisfy them both. THEN you can proceed with her romancing.

And the rest of you, shush, you know when you first saw it you were thinking, "Damn that's a fine ass."
It's a tad saggy for my liking.


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Post by Aardvark on Mon Jan 02, 2012 12:40 am

Still liars. The graphical improvement in video games now mean there's very little difference between that and porn pictures.

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Post by Sqrl on Mon Jan 02, 2012 4:28 am

Aardvark wrote:Still liars. The graphical improvement in video games now mean there's very little difference between that and porn pictures.

Dude get a girlfriend please.

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