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Post by Viteaz on Tue Aug 16, 2011 8:57 am

I guess you all heard or used the chat-talk-to-the-stranger

http://omegle.com/

Dis one! But LAWL too many pedo people XD Who...is pedo in JvS....? ;D

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Re: Omegle lawl

Post by Reptile on Tue Aug 16, 2011 1:48 pm

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Re: Omegle lawl

Post by Dray The Fingerless on Tue Aug 16, 2011 2:23 pm

rept has first hand experience.

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Re: Omegle lawl

Post by Viteaz on Tue Aug 16, 2011 2:43 pm

ROFL! Well XD I suggest to post here some epic convos xD

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: Hi

Stranger: sex?

You: male, you?

Stranger: no

Stranger: do u wanna have?

You: uhm

You: no D:

Stranger: ><

You: XD

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Re: Omegle lawl

Post by Sqrl on Tue Aug 16, 2011 3:00 pm

I'd say Hero and Dray since they have many sausage fests. Plus if muigi is involved there is a whole lot of loli sucking. =p

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Re: Omegle lawl

Post by Aureus on Tue Aug 16, 2011 11:20 pm

Aleksi watches CP

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Re: Omegle lawl

Post by Nihil on Wed Aug 17, 2011 2:51 am

Aureus wrote:Aleksi watches CP
Oh I'm sure he readily admits that to you Rolling Eyes

Muigi and Hero obviously XD
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Re: Omegle lawl

Post by Aureus on Wed Aug 17, 2011 3:23 am

He sent me it

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Re: Omegle lawl

Post by claudio on Wed Aug 17, 2011 5:01 am

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Re: Omegle lawl

Post by Aragorn on Wed Aug 17, 2011 6:30 am

If the person I'm talking to is legitimately in the 8th grade, he's the most mature and intelligent 8th grader I've ever spoken with in my life.

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Post by Aureus on Wed Aug 17, 2011 6:30 am

I think I'm talking with my dad

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Post by Aragorn on Wed Aug 17, 2011 6:32 am

LOL. How funny would that be?

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Post by Aureus on Wed Aug 17, 2011 6:33 am

Pretty awesome.

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Re: Omegle lawl

Post by CaptainSpanish on Wed Aug 17, 2011 6:42 am

Being Chris hansen!!


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Re: Omegle lawl

Post by Viteaz on Wed Aug 17, 2011 7:46 am

WTF LAWL! Conve that is posted in epic and about dad.... Oh my O.O Io be honest XD I except to talk there eventually with my gf XDDD I'd like to see it ffs xD

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Re: Omegle lawl

Post by CaptainSpanish on Wed Aug 17, 2011 8:54 am

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: milf.?
You: gilf?
Stranger: re yuh a milf.?
You: are you a gilf?
Stranger: im a 18 horny m.!
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: yuh.?
You: 67 year old man!!!
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: yuh got a small saggy as dick huh.?
You: sags to the ground
You: more like
Stranger: ahaha lmao
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Re: Omegle lawl

Post by Viteaz on Wed Aug 17, 2011 9:30 am

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
why do you like teen girls?

Stranger 2: because they scream

Stranger 1: because im 45

Stranger 2 has disconnected







You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
How many times per day do you jerk off :O?!

Stranger 1: 6

Stranger 2: OVVVEEERRR 9000!!!

Stranger 1: hell yeahhh!

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You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
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Stranger 2: once every other day maybe

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Stranger 1: I feel like a pervert.

Stranger 2: haha

Stranger 2: how old are u

Stranger 1: 20

Stranger 2: got a girl

Stranger 1: you?

Stranger 2: 21

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Stranger 2: oh

Stranger 2: sorry i didnt know

Stranger 2: do u have a boy?

Stranger 1: hell, no

Stranger 2: how the fuck do u jerk off if ur a girl lol

Stranger 1: ...

Stranger 2: lol

Stranger 1: jerk off means masturbate, right?

Stranger 2: well jerk off is notmally what guys do

Stranger 2: lol

Stranger 1: ahahahhaha

Stranger 1: oh god

Stranger 2: i prob would more but i get laid at least once a day

Stranger 1: are you bragging?

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Re: Omegle lawl

Post by Viteaz on Wed Aug 17, 2011 9:39 am

ok.... this is gonna rock sooo hard XD a nice convo I've made XD with questioning:

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
What girls do you like..? Brunettes or Blondes, why :O?

Stranger 2: hi

Stranger 1: BIG TITZ.

Stranger 2: female u?/

Stranger 2: u?

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Stranger 2: u?

Stranger 2: u?

Stranger 2: u?

Stranger 1: q?

Stranger 1: q?

Stranger 1: q?

Stranger 2: pussy?

Stranger 1: Q.

Stranger 1: I LUV CATS!!!11!!!

Stranger 2: pussy u?

Stranger 1: yus i hav a ct.

Stranger 2: u?

Stranger 1: cat.

Stranger 2: female u?

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Stranger 1: shemale.

Stranger 1: I'm Emily Diaz.

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Stranger 2: baby im sorry you is pussy boobs

Stranger 1: du u liek tht?

Stranger 2: u?

Stranger 2: pussy

Stranger 2: tight

Stranger 1: I luv cats n boobz feed da bbys.

Stranger 2: pussy horny?

Stranger 2: 4 me?

Stranger 2: u really horny?

Stranger 2: 4 me u?

Stranger 2: u?

Stranger 2: u?

Stranger 1: My cat iz nut hurny. :c y u wnna fuk my catt!!! EWWW!!!!111!!!! :CCCCC

Stranger 2: pussy me isntead i got a 9 inch cock

Stranger 1: tht mite hurt my kittttyy :cc

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Stranger 2: go straight in your pussy fuck reallhard

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Stranger 2: pussy tight

Stranger 2: u fucked bfore?

Stranger 2: u?

Stranger 2: boo?

Stranger 1: BUT MAI CATTTTT!!!!111!!! HIZ UNLY A KITTEN Y U FUK HIM :''''(((((

Stranger 2: i didn't cat your full name i got a 9 inch cock boo

Stranger 2: please

Stranger 2: me

Stranger 2: 9 inch cock bby

Stranger 1: duud u ned halp fukin catz is bad.

Stranger 1: thas baddd:c

Stranger 2: huh baby i will but you will fuck me?

Stranger 2: boo?

Stranger 1: U FUK MAI CAT?

Stranger 1: U WUD?

Stranger 2: u and me

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Stranger 2: fuck all night

Stranger 2: me and u

Stranger 1: wud u fuk mi dawg?

Stranger 2: ok boo

Stranger 1: cuz u like animalz.

Stranger 2: me

Stranger 1: thats wong

Stranger 1: my peniz is 2 cm.
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Re: Omegle lawl

Post by Sqrl on Wed Aug 17, 2011 11:35 am

You: Hi.

Stranger: hey

Stranger: asl.?

Stranger: 20 m

Stranger: u

You: About 9 inches

You: =o

Stranger: s

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Guess someone was jealous. =oo

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Post by Sqrl on Wed Aug 17, 2011 11:37 am

You: Hello

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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Post by Viteaz on Wed Aug 17, 2011 11:41 am

Yeah, I totally love this XD! People are way too epic XD

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Post by Silvarus on Wed Aug 17, 2011 5:01 pm

wow I didnt knew about this before :O but its epic lolz :> ty for showing
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Post by Aleksi U on Wed Aug 17, 2011 6:01 pm

Aureus wrote:Aleksi watches CP

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Post by Viteaz on Wed Aug 17, 2011 6:12 pm

No problem Darke XD! this is really epic thingy ^^

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Post by Aureus on Wed Aug 17, 2011 7:56 pm

Aleksi U wrote:
Aureus wrote:Aleksi watches CP

I lol'd

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