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Post by Spidey on Sat May 28, 2011 3:35 am

You: hi
Stranger: hey asl
You: are you a bot?
Stranger: nope
You: ok
Stranger: asl
You: are you a zombie?
Stranger: nope
You: i don't want my brains eaten Sad
You: i like my brains where they are
You: but ill give you my brothers brains
You: you might not like em... hes kinda dumb
You: but its all urs
You: just leave mine alone Smile
You: good deal?
Stranger: sounds good to me
You: ok cool
You: hes over there --->
Stranger: ill go get him
You: thanks... now i can have his room

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Re: random shit from omegle... when im done gettin referrals

Post by Spidey on Sat May 28, 2011 3:46 am

You: hi
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: hows it goin?
You: how do you feel about global warming?
Stranger: Idk really
Stranger: I dont consume much
Stranger: So small Carbon Footprint
You: do you think that if all the polar ice caps were to melt that all the land on the planet would be buried under all the water?
Stranger: I think close to that, yes.
You: should i go live on top of a mountain with the billy goats then?
Stranger: I wouldn't worry
You: but i am worried
Stranger: there would b ppl telling us
Stranger: if that was a possiility.
You: like they told us when the aliens came?
You: they don't want to tell us anything
Stranger: LOL
You: they wanna hide it all
You: they think we are stupid
Stranger: ITS THE GOVERNMENT MAN
You: and can't handle it
You: I CAN HANDLE IT
Stranger: GONNA BRING US DOWN
You: will you keep me and the goat company?
Stranger: Depends
Stranger: ASL?
You: no... we don't need depends
You: we will just poop on the mountain
You: it will roll down
You: no problem
Stranger: Reproduction is key to the survival of our species
You: indeed
You: are you asexual?
You: i am not
Stranger: No, sorry, i am not an ameoba
You: shit
You: we need someone who is
You: do you know anyone?
Stranger: WE NEED MORE AMEOBAS
Stranger: No, unfortunatley
You: what about the zombies?
You: oh no...
You: the zombies are gonna eat the goats brains Sad
You: then i will be all alone
You: i don't wanna die alone Sad
You: please help me
You: im sorry Sad
Stranger: We'll live in a 20 story tall cement building
Stranger: With grass on top
You: but what about the goat?
Stranger: We will have an elevator that self destructs
You: to blow up the goat Sad
You: you are mean
Stranger: NO
You: what did the goat do to you?
Stranger: Grass for the goat
Stranger: elevator for the zombies
You: ur gonna blow up the goats grass?
You: what will the goat eat?
Stranger: No imma blow up the zombiea
You: but how? when you used the explosives to blow up the goat and the grass
You: and then prob me too
Stranger: No i left them alone
You: so you can rule the world all alone
Stranger: the elavator carries us up
You: i won't let you rule the world
Stranger: then we get out
Stranger: and it goes down
You: no thanks... ill take the stairs with the goat
Stranger: and kills zombies
You: you can befriend the zombies
You: i think ill stay on the mountain
Stranger: No stairs, zombies will go up them
Stranger: Fine
You: you stay with the zombies
You: ill stay with the goat
Stranger: But how will we reproduce?
You: we shall see who survives till tomorrow
Stranger: I want to be with you
Stranger: And the goat
You: well then you shouldn't have tried to blow up the goat and the grass
You: meanie head
Stranger: No explosives
Stranger: I didnt
Stranger: !!!
You: yes huh
You: up there
You: i seen it
Stranger: I didnt
You: you wanna feed explosive grass to the goat
Stranger: That was the goblin!
You: and he was my only friend Sad
You: i loved him
Stranger: I killed him and foiled hus plan
You: you killed my goat?
You: ur an asshole
Stranger: No the goblin
Stranger: I killed the goblin not the goat
Stranger: The goblin tried to kill your goat
You: now ur just talkin jibberish
Stranger: Then leave
You: k bye
You have disconnected.

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Re: random shit from omegle... when im done gettin referrals

Post by Spidey on Sat May 28, 2011 3:50 am

You: hi
Stranger: m 19 usa
You: I LIKE TURTLES!!!!
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i didn't even do anything lol... whatever Smile

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Re: random shit from omegle... when im done gettin referrals

Post by Spidey on Sat May 28, 2011 3:58 am

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIi
Stranger: hiiii happy person
You: what makes you think i am happy
You: what if im sad
You: or depressed
You: and you just saying im happy made it that much worse?
You: did you ever think of that?
You: i bet yu didn't
You: you might wanna think before you speak sometimes
Stranger: hmm just u look like happy
You: you don't know who i am... or how i feel.. or what i will do
You: how do you know what i look like
You: are you under my desk?
Stranger: haha no,
You: is that you playin with my feet?
You: i thought it was the cat
Stranger: sorry
You: if its you.. ill be mad
You: i'm very ticklish
You: the cat doesn't understand... but people do
You: im not kidding
Stranger: What's wrong??
You: it better not be you
You: what makes you think something is wrong?
You: first im happy now something has to be wrong?
You: would you please make up your mind
You: which way is it?
Stranger: I'm sorry if I made a mistake.
You: yea... you should be
You: don't let it happen again
Stranger: ok,
You: good
Stranger: sorry Sad
You: now what do you want?
Stranger: i don't want to you
You: better not want anything
You: tickling me for no fuckin reason
You: that shit was uncalled for
Stranger: i want just talk with u
You: lucky i didn't kick ur dam teeth down ur throat for that
You: first you don't want anything... then you do... make up my mind mister
Stranger: are u male?
You: no im not mail... im a human fucking being
You: do i look like a folded up piece of fuckin paper to you?
You: DO I???
You: i didn't think so
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Re: random shit from omegle... when im done gettin referrals

Post by Ptolemy on Sat May 28, 2011 4:29 am

You are seriously twisted Goob...

seriously

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Re: random shit from omegle... when im done gettin referrals

Post by Kurupt on Sat May 28, 2011 5:17 am

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Re: random shit from omegle... when im done gettin referrals

Post by Dray The Fingerless on Sat May 28, 2011 10:56 am

lol Goob just went way up in my respect list.

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Post by SouLCasT on Sat May 28, 2011 11:02 am

Epic. Fucking. Win.
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Re: random shit from omegle... when im done gettin referrals

Post by dandaman7 on Sat May 28, 2011 11:49 am

Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl pls
You: where do you live.
You: f, us, 22
Stranger: how are u?
Stranger: i live in Virginia
Stranger: u?
You: what's virginia?
Stranger: virginia state in usa
Stranger: where do u live?
You: ?
You: I don't live in a state
You: what is virginia
Stranger: i live in usa
Stranger: it is part of usa
Stranger: where do u lvie?
You: ?
You: in us
You: what is a state
Stranger: what is us?
You: united states?
Stranger: where in united states?
You: ?
You: what do you mean where
You: i live in us i told u
Stranger: which part
You: united states
Stranger: ok
Stranger: what city baby?
You: us
Stranger: u dont know us
Stranger: i live in america
You: me too
Stranger: but u event dont know what is state means
Stranger: so
You: ?
Stranger: ok
You: what is state
Stranger: where do u come from?
Stranger: u are not an american
You: yea i am
You: bush is president
You: c
Stranger: how is Obama then?
You: What is obama
Stranger: is it not president honey
You: what is president
Stranger: just tell me where u live?
You: united states
Stranger: fuck u
You: wat is fuck
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Re: random shit from omegle... when im done gettin referrals

Post by Sqrl on Sat May 28, 2011 12:02 pm

I think spidey is on the verge of making another meme. =o

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Re: random shit from omegle... when im done gettin referrals

Post by Aleksi U on Sat May 28, 2011 1:31 pm

Sqrl wrote:I think spidey is on the verge of making another meme. =o

Nope.avi
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Re: random shit from omegle... when im done gettin referrals

Post by Spidey on Sat May 28, 2011 5:36 pm

meme?


also... rep to dray... Smile more to come today

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