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Post by Camus on Thu Apr 21, 2011 1:02 am

Dear JvS,
It is with extreme pride that I stand before you today. I am here to cut the red ribbon of The Sweatshop. BUT FIRST. The history.

ERHRMMMMMMMMMMMMM. There once was a young pimp named Soran. He was looking to start his own dating service. So, he invested in a run-down laundromat. With this laundromat, he created greatness. He came across two out of work gentlemen named Leon and Hero one day. These gentlemen valliently volunteered their bodies to benefit the good sir. Soran then realized he needed an official pimp name. Thus, he became SugarDaddy2000. The fares for Leon and Hero are $10 and $.01 per hour respectively. However, he may cut you a deal if he is feeling generous and give you Hero for free. As SugarDaddy always says:

"CUM 'N BREAK A SWEAT AT MY SWEATSHOP!"


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Re: "The Sweatshop"

Post by soran on Thu Apr 21, 2011 1:07 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Uj8p6GNIRY

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Re: "The Sweatshop"

Post by Camus on Thu Apr 21, 2011 1:09 am

LOL XD

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Post by Nomad on Thu Apr 21, 2011 4:42 am

have fun "guys" Razz

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Re: "The Sweatshop"

Post by Sqrl on Thu Apr 21, 2011 5:17 pm

I think Elton John has a hard-on now. ;p

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Re: "The Sweatshop"

Post by Aureus on Thu Apr 21, 2011 5:19 pm

or u

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Post by Sqrl on Thu Apr 21, 2011 5:22 pm

Aureus wrote:
^

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Re: "The Sweatshop"

Post by Drist on Thu Apr 21, 2011 6:47 pm

I'll pay .02 for you an hour, cumus.

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Post by Bulldog on Thu Apr 21, 2011 8:22 pm

This sounds hawt... Phew, it is HAWT IN HERE!
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Re: "The Sweatshop"

Post by Camus on Thu Apr 21, 2011 8:27 pm

Drist drives a hard bargain

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Re: "The Sweatshop"

Post by Ptolemy on Thu Apr 21, 2011 8:30 pm

probly not all that is hard...

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Re: "The Sweatshop"

Post by CaptainSpanish on Thu Apr 21, 2011 10:43 pm

so much innuendo so little time


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Re: "The Sweatshop"

Post by Sqrl on Thu Apr 21, 2011 11:37 pm

CaptainSpanish wrote:so much innuendo so little time


The innuendo in this thread is sooo huge.

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Post by Camus on Fri Apr 22, 2011 12:29 am

Hahaha get it? =D

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Re: "The Sweatshop"

Post by Dray The Fingerless on Fri Apr 22, 2011 1:12 am

*post sexual connotation here*

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Re: "The Sweatshop"

Post by Thing on Sat Apr 23, 2011 4:46 am

Wow Dray, that wasn't even an innuendo. You just came out and said it there, really.

Haha, get it?

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Post by Sqrl on Sat Apr 23, 2011 12:37 pm

wow this innuendo thing is quite long and hard.

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Re: "The Sweatshop"

Post by Thing on Sat Apr 23, 2011 3:39 pm

Dude.



Penis.

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Post by Camus on Mon Apr 25, 2011 7:20 pm

So. Much. Win.

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Re: "The Sweatshop"

Post by KOTOR on Tue Apr 26, 2011 7:06 am

Ohhhhh *calls his bud in US* Bro, you have GOT to get that Cumus to us, tell pimp daddy that we'll pay him $50 for 2 days

*hangs up*

now then, uhm THIS THREAD IS SO INAPROPRIATE! ACT YOUR AGE




















































































































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Re: "The Sweatshop"

Post by Aragorn on Tue Apr 26, 2011 1:41 pm

You people disgust me...

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Re: "The Sweatshop"

Post by Thing on Wed Apr 27, 2011 8:33 pm

Cool Story, Penis.

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Re: "The Sweatshop"

Post by Camus on Wed Apr 27, 2011 8:45 pm

Screw you Kotor D=

I am too valuable of a product to be spoken of in such a manner. =D

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Re: "The Sweatshop"

Post by KOTOR on Fri Apr 29, 2011 7:17 am

Lies.

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Re: "The Sweatshop"

Post by Ptolemy on Fri Apr 29, 2011 3:46 pm

no he really is valuable... brought in what... a whole quarter dollar last week...

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