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Post by DDruid777 on Thu Mar 17, 2011 1:11 am

This post is for jokes of any kind NOTICE the name i put at the top though thats just a suggestion but anything comedy related and dont skimp out on me i want good ones mean ones and i know FOR A FACT a whole lot of people in JvS got some so make a few post a few and lets laugh

Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her m&ms in alphabetical order.

Yo mama so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth

Yo mama's so stupid that when the borg had to choose between assimilating her and a tree, they chose the tree.


A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.

“Mother, where do babies come from?”

The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”

The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his **** in the mommy’s *****. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend.

“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s **** in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”

“Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”


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Post by Spidey on Thu Mar 17, 2011 1:29 am

yo mama so fat she bleeds hot dog water (or gravy)

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Post by LoneStar on Thu Mar 17, 2011 11:02 am

yo mama so fat she jumped and got stuck in the air
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Post by Spidey on Thu Mar 17, 2011 5:27 pm

yo mama so stupid she went to the superbowl and thought the quarterback was the change from buying her ticket

yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out

yo mama so fat when god said "let there be light" she had to get out of the way

yo mama so old she got jesus and moses to sign her high school yearbook

yo mama so fat when she sits around the house she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

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Post by Dr. Patient on Thu Mar 17, 2011 8:49 pm

Your mom is so ugly, that when she walked into the store, all the people were like, damn, your moms ugly.












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Post by Thing on Fri Mar 18, 2011 2:56 am

Yo momma's sooooooooo stoopid, she waited for the stop sign to say go.

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Post by DDruid777 on Fri Mar 18, 2011 4:42 am

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